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Rendering Bear Fat
stickbender:
Dang Dana, don't you have a wife? ;D
Wayne
DanaM:
Yup I have a Yooperette, she's busy looking for her kromer, swampers and polishing her 30-30 up :)
stickbender:
Ahhh, good fer you hey. Got one to drag yer deer, and clean yer gun too hey? Yah, I'd get her a Kromer too. Dat's da kinda woman I need in Montana. Well, ok den, I guess, she needs to get yer deer home, clean it, cut it up an all, an cook some, before she will need da bear fat fer makin dem biscuits now hey ;D......Sounds like you got da lucky number when ya drew fer a life partner...... ;)
Wayne
DanaM:
Yup I did all right but da bear fat is for pasties doncha know :)
stickbender:
Yah, but ya need some fer da biscuits, and pies, and bread, and such as dat. Yah, dem pasties, would be da crowd pleasers fer sure ya know. Oh hey der, ya said she was cleanin "HER" 30 30? Well den dat is even better dan I was tinkin! So she gonna go get da deer, clean it, an drag it home, and hang it up, and den later on cut it up, and cook it fer ya hey? Well now, now dat is indeed sum woman ya got der. :o Ya can sit home, munchin on dem pasties, an a brat, and sippin a beer, an watchin da game ya know. You dun took da top prize fer sure now. Oh hey, ya might want ta impress her when she gets back wit da deer, by usin a paper plate fer da pasties, and brats. Dat way, she don got no dishes to clean. ;D I now look up to ya in a whole new light. Ya know ya should write a book or sumptin about how ya go about gettin one o dem wimmen now, ya know. Ya know fer sure I would buy one! An pay cash too hey ! ;D
Wayne
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