Well Pappy, if the younger Bucks, can't keep their minds on cutting fire wood, and keep wandering off for other things, just combine the two. Get some nice looking young thangs, in short shorts, and then get the young Bucks, down to cut fire wood, and have the young thangs, bat their eye lashes, and smile, and talk about how they just love the show about lumber jacks, and how much wood they cut, and wow , you look, like you could cut maybe a tree or two, I wonder which of you could really cut some trees, and cut them into fire wood, and stack them for Pappy.......well you wouldn't have a tree standing, by the end of the day.
Wayne