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Badger:
Eddie, I think you might be talking circumsision ( I hope you are LOL). My Philipino brother in law told me they have their buddies do that with a sharp rock and 1 accurate chop. Steve

stickbender:

     I had Friends I worked with in the Fire Dept. and they had it done, and when they told me the procedure, I was cringing.  Well it is not that bad, they give you a shot of lidocain, in each testicle......Uh excuse Me?!!!! :o :o  That ended the conversation.  No one is sticking a needle in either of the boys!  >:(   :P  I don't care how much pain killer is in the syringe, it does not take affect immediately!I see bill boards advertising the new procedure, with no needles, or scalpels.  I don't know what the procedure is, but if there are no needles, or scalpels involved, then that is the way I would go, if I wanted to become infertile.  My buddies, had problems with swelling also, and both of them complained of immense pain after the pain killers wore off.
Birth control products, are a lot cheaper, easier, and don't hurt! ;)

                                                                                          Wayne

terence pinder:
you guys are making me feel extremly lucky, i never took the painkillers, they were offered to me. the only problem with other forms of birthcontrol is none of them are 100%. and as for cheaper i live in saskatchewan all this cost me was the gas to drive to the hospital. many years ago my dad had it done and he never had any issues, kind of the same story he was back to work shortly after too.

El Destructo:
My Dad had it done back in 1980....took Him Home from the Hospital the same afternoon...He got out of the Car...took the First Step into the House...felt a popping in his Groin...got Him in the House...15 minutes later....it's off to the Emergency Room...His Boys were the size of Tennis Balls...and turning Blue....They said He over exerted Himself too soon....what 1- 8" step ... c/mon...anyways the next day the Boys were Black and Blue...and His Junk was the size of a Grapefruit.... 3 days later He got to go Home...He was not to Fond of the Procedure by this point.... then if this was not bad enough...He ended up with Epididymitis...they cleared this up with Antibiotics...then He comes down with Chronic Orchialagia .....to this day He still has bouts of this...and then 4 years ago He comes down with Prostate Cancer...and has been fighting this and Bladder Cancer since....Naw...I will keep my Boys intact...can't blame the Procedure on His Problems...at least not Scientifically...not yet...but anything that keeps your Body from doing a certain procedure...like expelling Sperm Cells through Ejaculate...and makes the Body absorb them all instead...can't be good...at least not in my eyes....good luck and god bless

mrkinsey:
I was given topical numbing when the doctor sliced into the scrotum (twice).  Only before the doctor cut the vas deferens AND heat sealed it (which I smelled - horrible) did the doctor give me anesthetic on the inside.  My junk was the size of a grapefruit for a few weeks, and horribly sensitive (more than usual, mind you) for another month and a half!

What was most terrible was the doctor insisted on having a conversation with me while slicing up my man-bits.  I would answer only to gasp in pain, or end the sentence in a much higher pitch than the beginning. 

Dr: How are you today?
Me: Just fine, considering what you're about to do.
Dr: You realize this procedure is elective.
Me: Not according to my wife.

Starts cutting.

Dr: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I work at a college and am a full (higher pitch here) time student!
Dr: What are you studying?
Me: Reli(higher pitch)gion and philosophy!
Dr: What do you want to do with that?
Me: <gasp> <swallow> uhhhhh (high pitch) be a pastor.

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