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Offline chamookman

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2017, 03:21:12 am »
Wow - Tough Crowd around here  O:)  :laugh:. Heal fast there Brother  - Bob.
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"May the Gods give Us the strength to draw the string to the cheek, the arrow to the barb and loose the flying shaft, so long as life may last." Saxon Pope - 1923.

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2017, 06:31:17 am »
That's a story I won't hear again for the next 20 years. OUCH

Offline Trapper Rob

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2017, 12:16:01 pm »
JW good thing he didn't get you in the eye.

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2017, 07:28:12 pm »
LOL, now you have an opening for meeting girls at the Singles Bar. I'd also bet that breast tastes like a big Dove. 8)
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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2017, 03:37:28 am »
Now that's FUNNY  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ! Bob
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2017, 03:19:01 pm »
Best comment so far:  "Many have tasted Freedom.  But has Freedom tasted YOU?"

Did you find out why it can't fly?
Best guess is that he had smacked into something, xrays show no breaks whatsoever, no metal in the body, and manual examination of the left wing shows some swelling in two joints. He is hog fat (I didn't scrimp on feed) and should be loose again soon.

C'mon Eagle Bait, we need a picture of the damage.
Right now there is nothing to see but a bloody scab.  The inside of my left nostril is fully blocked by a huge bloody scab bonded to the stitches and will stay until the stitches come out. I asked the P.A. doing the stitching if I will be pretty after the stitches come out, she said yes.  I replied, that's odd because I sure as heck wasn't before this incideent.  The attending nurse added the drum roll and cymbal crash. I will get a pic after the stitches are out, don't wanna traumatize the kiddos.

LOL, now you have an opening for meeting girls at the Singles Bar. I'd also bet that breast tastes like a big Dove. 8)

Actually, not at all.  Because they eat fish and roadkill and other carrion, they are much richer, stronger even to some people's palattes.  Elements of limburger, pigfarm, and lutefisk with a pong of skunk.  I usually recommend a March 2017 bottle of MD 20/20 with it.
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Offline Oglala Bowyer

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2017, 04:38:30 pm »
Ouch Jon, ouch!

Offline Stoker

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2017, 06:04:30 pm »
Dang.. Never fun go to the ER missing a piece.. Don't ask.. Scar's are like tattoo's only they have a story.. It's funnier coupla months later..
You can always tell the girls.. I nose a eagle personally..
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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2017, 07:25:18 am »
Man that is one unappreciative eagle...
Hope you heal up soon. Maybe you might want to invest in a fencer's helmet to wear the next time..?  ;)

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2017, 09:10:21 am »
Those beaks are made to tear meat up and they do the job very well,  but I hate to hear that he picked your nose to tear up.  I hope you heal up quickly.


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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2017, 01:09:19 am »
Seriously, JW,  these things are only funny long after the happening, as in"If it wasn't for bad luck, he wouldn't have any!"  Your nose may well become a verse in my song "Paddy McKinney".
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« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2017, 03:22:40 am »
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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2017, 08:35:00 pm »
In democratic republic america, freedom taste you!

Da! Komrade!

Stitches are out and some of the scabs are falling off.  One huge booger scab from the inside of the nose finally came out.  Now I am dealing with a juvenile golden eagle that is all feet and beak.  He is eating 3/4 - 1 lb of meat daily and he weighs only 4.4 lbs.

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2017, 10:17:23 pm »
Please keep all appendages out of his reach!   :OK
Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes!    Pat Brennan  Brevard, NC

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Re: Pull up a stump, grab a cold one, I got an embarrassing one to tell.
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2017, 08:37:27 am »
In democratic republic america, freedom taste you!

Da! Komrade!

Stitches are out and some of the scabs are falling off.  One huge booger scab from the inside of the nose finally came out.  Now I am dealing with a juvenile golden eagle that is all feet and beak.  He is eating 3/4 - 1 lb of meat daily and he weighs only 4.4 lbs.

That is one emaciated bird!  Be careful....


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