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Some free advice
WhistlingBadger:
Bob, you ever read Dave Barry's article on a colonoscopy? No? Here you go. You're welcome. ;D
ttps://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
(put an h on the beginning)
lebhuntfish:
--- Quote from: JEB on December 29, 2019, 09:11:30 pm ---Don't burn feathers in the house with your Young feather burner.
--- End quote ---
Or in the garage with a homemade feather burner!
Patrick
Mesophilic:
I just had yet another situation to add to this growing list.
When you live at high elevation, never trust sealed containers. Just opened a can of shellac in the kitchen. When I pried the lid it popped off explosively and flew across the kitchen...even my face got splattered. Hope I got all the shellac dropplets cleaned off the floor tiles and counter tops...wife will in fact find every droplet I missed even if they're the size of a pin head.
WhistlingBadger:
Yeah, Meso, I've had that happen with water bottles. Open them slooooowly!
WhistlingBadger:
OK, here's a good one: When you have just saved the life of your wife's annoying cat, that is a GREAT time to mention that you are planning on building a bow. Come to think of it, it's probably a great time to mention a few other things as well. Hmmmm, I wonder how much I can milk this...
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