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Is this stuff in our genes?
stickbender:
El D, that is true, as long as they are your own. My Girlfriend and I have a understanding when we are in her car, or my truck, that when one has to vent, they roll the window down....Well I kept noticing her raise one cheek up, and then put it back down. So I said "did you just fart?" Shes says, " it doesn't smell. I said, how do you know? She said I just do. And it didn't smell. So I thought ok, two can play this game. I have been accused by fellow workers, at the FD of being able to remove paint. Well, I felt a little pressure, so I raised one cheek, and slowly vented. Well, it was a nose hair remover. She looks at me and said " did you Faht?" She's from Massachusetts, and she doesn't talk so too pretty good. I said, well, I didn't think it was going to smell......she said ok, two can play this game. I thought to myself, I just thought that earlier. Well we were on our way to a seafood restaurant, Called Dixie Crossroads, and their specialty is Rock Shrimp. We usually got the special, with a lobster, scallops, and rock shrimp, and we would substitute more rock shrimp for the scallops. We had a fantastic meal, and were heading back up to her house in Daytona where she lived at the time....oh, did mention that we were in her car? Well, after about 15 minutes, or so, I noticed a definite warmth around my ankles, and then it rose, and suddenly it jumped up my nose, and into my lungs, and started yanking on them, and then my stomach started to convulse, as I franticly started clawing at the window button :o.....But it wasn't working, I tried to open the door, it was locked, and I couldn't unlock it :o.....I desperately look at her while she is smiling and driving with one hand on the wheel, and the other hand on the control panel on her door, with one finger on the door lock, and one on the window lock! I told her she had won, and if she didn't unlock the window, I was going to puke in the floor board! She finally opened the window. I immediately stuck out my head, and breathed deeply, and then as the air finally cleared, enough to roll up the windows again, I immediately told her that I would roll the window down, the next time I felt a little pressure, even if I don't think it will smell....She still does the "it doesn't smell bit!" ::) But that one definitely DID! :o :o :P I was definitely going to lose my Dinner! :P
Wayne
Jesse:
: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D too funny
El Destructo:
--- Quote from: Jesse-S on February 03, 2010, 01:05:25 am --- : :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D too funny
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I am surprised........... :-X
Eric Krewson:
On the subject of genetic memory, seems like I read that some people who had organ transplants started craving foods they had never cared for before. Checking with relatives of the organ donor they found these foods were the favorite of the donor.
I am supposed to be 1/8 Cherokee, can't prove it as the courthouse in Edgfield County SC burned around the turn of the century and my family history went up in smoke.
I used to think it odd that I am drawn to wandering the woods, subsistence hunting(no trophy mentality, just food), making bows and dark haired women. Now I know it is just my genetic memory kicking in and taking me where I am most comfortable.
aero86:
me too eric. id rather be building arrows, breaking rocks, following the stream.. but i prefer red haired women..
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