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Things that didn't turn out as expected in the woods.
cowboy:
Hahahahhahahahahah :D ;D.
Pat B:
I'd be dead by now if it were me. :o I have never had multiple stings but one will make me swell like a balloon.
A friend(no not me! >:( ) decided to use the abundant grapes at the hunt club for cover scent. He put his hunting cloths in a large plastic bag with about a pound of muscadines, smished them all together and put his hunting cloths on. He wasn't in his tree stand 5 minutes before the yellow jackets found him. :o This particular friend has kept his friends entertained with quite a few other situations.
Then there was this other friend that invited some friends to his farm to hunt. He had a large military style tent set up for them to sleep in. He just didn't bother to tell them about the fire ants that had previously occupied the tent. :D ;D ::) >:D Pat
Roger:
HHAHAH Pat.... i feel for ya wit them damn fire ants. i got a story or two to tell about them!
Pat B:
Roger, Fortunately it wasn't me but ask Hillbilly and Eddie about it...or Chris Cade. :D Pat
Roger:
We took drunk one eve at squirrel camp and decided for some reason to go to a place called yeallah bluff, ( I was the newby in camp)...well we got stuck in a big ol draw...not a mud hole but a draw that was flodded for about 40 yds long. In the process of gathering up stuff to shove under the tires I got into a mound of fire ants.
Brothers...if ya never been in fire ants please take this as a warnin...don't. Them suckers waited till they got almost near my waist (we was wading in mid calf deep mud) before they started hittin me. Then it seemed like all at onece I was on fire.
Welp I come out of my clothes...standin there nekkid all helpless and all my buds did was laugh....LOL
Fun in da woods..be warned friends...fire ants are some bad SOB's
R.
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