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Got myself in trouble
DanaM:
Sick with envy here :'(
Hey I could trade you some high quality limestone ::) :P :-*
Keenan:
Dana, ;D High quality limestone that was good :D
Stckbender, got a kick out of that :D Do'nt worry I plan on sharing ;) I'll have to check with your local pusher though, I'm not sure your ready for the pure stuff, ;D
Jim I'll try not to turn it all into dust ;)
Cowboy, definately want to see what you can do with obsidian, You got some serious napping skills.
Eddie, You were the first to ask so the blue basket is yours. As soon as I get it unloaded, you can have it :D >:D
nugget:
WOW I am drooling over the thought of that much free obsidian. I never get that lucky . If you ever get tired of any of it you can definitely send it to me. I will pay the shipping ;D
TJ
stickbender:
Alright Nugget, back off, I offered first, And I included chocolate! In fact I now will offer Two big boxes of chocolate! Plus a case of beer, for Keenan, and I would even throw in a bottle of his favorite distilled delight. Very good Dana, I think you should get a chunk just for that. I too can offer lots of limestone, shell rock, sea shells, beach sand, mosquitoes, snakes, gators, gars, lizards, buzzards, nutria, coyote, illegal aliens, UFO's, complete with aliens, my neighbors car, dog, my cat, Tourists,yankees, NY, NJ, Mass, I'll pay for their tickets. Chads, voting machines, treasure maps, peta members, tramp steamers, no these are old ships, not street vendors. Did I mention illegal aliens? A partial list would be from Mexico, Guatemala, Haiti, etc. And there is no limit. Now that they will be getting drivers licenses to vote, they can drive to your location. That is just a partial list of what is available for trade down here. Did I hear right, you got this stuff for free? Rats, there goes my shaking again. Actually, I think I could handle some of those slabs, without losing too much blood. At first. Yeah, I'd like to see what the Texican can do with a nice slab of that stuff. See if the guy you got this stuff from has any contacts down here that might be in a similar situation. Being the caring, and civic minded indvidual that I am, I would be willing to help to alleviate any problems of too much stock. But seriously, man that is quite the haul. Your lucky star sure had a clear view that day. I think my lucky star is a UFO ! Eddie is going to go hop scotching over to Claude's, and get his slabs made into beautiful arrow heads, and knives. Fess up Eddie! Not that he isn't capable of producing some very nice stuff his own self. Including his bows! Seeing them on the bow of the month was thing, but man actually holding them, was awesome. They are indeed beautiful. Ok, Dana you can go first with high quality limestone. Eddie can get you some low level radiated soil direct from Bartow, if you want to cause a little havoc with the health department, and tell them, your hair has been coming out , and your teeth are loose, and it always seems like a light is in your yard at night, and could they test this sample of soil from your yard.......
Wayne
DanaM:
HeHeHe thats was good Wayne, funny you should mention illegal aliens they just rounded some up in town here at gunpoint.
Its funny their from Sweden and been here 20 years, married kids in school and so on. In addition to high quality limestone, I can offer
a Yooper Dictionary, a Complete Yoopers CD collection, pasties, Trenary Toast, a box of vary clean iron ore, 600 jobless peolple to help with the packaging
and sorting of your haul, several displaced Republicans, I also will throw my wife, children and 2 Yorkies and last but not least a big grab bag box of surprises
that I have collected here at work :P Each one gauranteed perfect for regifting to your best friends >:D
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