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Title: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 26, 2010, 01:36:59 pm
Well Wednesday night my Wife and I were talking about the Kids coming Home for Thanksgiving....and She asked me if I was going to go out Hunting in the Morning..I told Her I hadn't decided yet...She told Me the kids would not be in till later in the Day...and I should go to the Willow Swamp...(this one spot that We had checked out on my new Lease)...there was a couple nice rubs...and one spot that reeked of dominant Buck...if you ever wandered upon a spot like this ...you know what I am talking about! So it was decided that I was going in the Morning...

Thanksgiving Morning...4am....Colder than a Well Diggers Ass....13 degrees...80 percent humidity....I get up...look outside...and head back to Bed...sheets are still warm...ahhh! Lay there...and start thinking...what if that Big 12 is the one that rubbed that Will to tears....so I get up...make Coffee...get dressed...pack the Truck...and my Catalytic Heater (really primitive ...huh!)...and head for the Lease...

I get to my spot...sit in my makeshift Blind...light my Heater...I got so damned many clothes on I can barely Breath from the Weight (lmao)....30 minutes later....my knees are knocking...and I am dreaming of them warm Sheet...and putting my freezing feet in the middle of my Wife's Back.....so I go back to the Truck and retrieve the Blanket thats always packed there for emergencies...and other stupid occasions like this....I get back...huddle with the Blanket over the Heater for warmth....it's now Daybreak...Daylight in da Swamp.....nuthin...knees still knocking....about 7:45...I have had all the Fun I can take...this Hunting Crap is for Kids and Dogs...not 52 year old crippled Sissies like Me!

I pack my Backpack back up...turn off my Heater...fold up the Blanket...and get ready to stand up...when I caught movement to the left and below me in the canyon...some 70 yards away....it's a big Whitetail Doe...she's feeding on the Corn I had thrown out two days before....now I start to warm up...then two more Doe come running in like being chased.....they stop and start to feed....now I am thinking about taking the largest Doe...got to get something this Season...might as well be tender! Then I see a tree just whipping around...but I can't see anything but the Top thrashing....I get my B-Noc's out...to have a look See...but nothing....my Heart is pumping because I know it's got to be a Buck...ain't no Cattle on this Section of land......I put down the B-Noc's...pick up my 45-70 Contender...and get ready....the Doe are looking the way of the thrashing Tree...and then....He comes running out...head damned near dragging the Ground...lip curled upwards...and runs straight into His Harem of Doe...They scatter in all directions....then He makes His Final Mistake....He Stopped....For a Split Second....I don't even remember aiming...or pulling the Trigger for that matter...just heard the Roar...watch this mighty King of the Woods leap ..took three good jumps....and folded up after just twenty yards....

I had no Idea He was as big as He was...till I got down there next to Him...I was awestruck...12 Points...22 1/2" wide...main beams are 23 inches long...it took me the next two and a half hours to get Him up out of that Canyon and loaded in the back on Our Truck..by myself....but I never once thought about the Cold again that Day!

Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 26, 2010, 01:39:55 pm
He dressed out at 217 pounds without his Hide
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: NTD on November 26, 2010, 02:52:04 pm
Very nice.  Congrats and good story :)
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Stoker on November 26, 2010, 03:52:55 pm
Very nice buck.Great story  ;D
Thanks Leroy
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: sailordad on November 26, 2010, 07:32:43 pm
Mike thats a fine looking buck ya got  ;)

you been down south to long if you thinks thats cold for hunting
i bet you can remember calling them days "warm weather hunting" before you moved south eh.

i sat out the other morning(no blind or heater,very unusall for me) from 6 o'clock untill 11 o'clock,i dont think it got upto 13 degrees at that time of day yet
i had a very large snot frozen moustache by time i made the 1.5 mile walk back to the truck.
got plans for that again tomorrow,but its supposed to be even colder (might take the blind/heater this time  ;D )

congrats on the nice hunt
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: kerryb on November 26, 2010, 07:54:05 pm
Way to go Mike, nice looking critter. Congrats
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: cracker on November 26, 2010, 08:11:25 pm
good deal nice buck. Ron
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Justin Snyder on November 26, 2010, 09:09:29 pm
Very nice Mike.
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Pat B on November 26, 2010, 09:12:55 pm
Michael, that guy is definately a keeper. The double brow tines are cool!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 26, 2010, 09:44:58 pm
Yeah I am becoming a Candy Ass...I get cold below 20 degrees now...but also the Cold here is a lot different than back Home....I never owned a Pair of Carhardts till I moved here in  82...this dry piercing cold...along with the Prevailing 15-20 mph wind makes for a chilly sitdown on the Ground out in the open....back Home I could sit under a Spruce Tree all day in my Airforce Parka and Flight Line Snow Pants....and Bunnie Boots....and never get a Chill...

Thank Pat and others...this deers Daddy is running around out there too...maybe older Brother...it has double Brow Tines...and was a 14 pointer three weeks ago...but I got two pictures of Him on my Camera a  week ago...and one whole Bean is messed up...must have locked Horns with another Buck...and tore His rack to hell braking free...that can only mean that there is a bigger one out here......at least thats what I am hoping for...and I will sic Judy on Him!!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: stickbender on November 27, 2010, 12:33:50 am

     Well hey der, ya done got da big boy eh?  :o  Man dat is a nice one fer sure, doncha know.  Are you going to do a Euro on him?  That is a big bodied deer for the Texican deer that I've seen in the sport mags.  The ones I have seen in the mags. have nice racks, but aren't much bigger than our central fla. deer.  That is a lot of good eats there.  Your kids are gonna want to go now.  Maybe you should take the Wife out for a lobster, and steak dinner, for suggesting you go out there. ;)  Where did you hit it?  That 45-70  should've punched right through him.  Congrats again, that is a big boy!  Dang, you guys are racking up some big ol bucks on here. :o 8)

                                                                        Wayne
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Sparrow on November 27, 2010, 02:22:28 am
Beauty buck !  Thanks for sharing the story.  '  Frank
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 27, 2010, 03:04:06 am
Thanks Frank...I like telling Stories........ :-[.......... ;D

And Wayne...I hit Him right behind the Left Shoulder...High...and the round exited low between the third and second from the last Rib on the right side after going through both Lungs and the Liver...thought for sure it would have hit the Heart ...but it never touched it...none the less...he didn't go much more than 20 yards total on pure Adrenaline.
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Otis on November 27, 2010, 08:09:45 am
Great buck Mike!  I've not killed one that big, but kinda the same story. :) Try and talk myself into staying in bed, then get up and go, then try to talk myself into leaving. Then a deer shows up and you're glad you stayed. Glad you got yourself some meat this year.
                                                                                                   David
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: david w. on November 27, 2010, 04:21:53 pm
I just figured out what dontchano meant.
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 27, 2010, 04:44:38 pm
I just figured out what dontchano meant.

And to Think I let You Quote Me in Your Signature.....Man!

Wholly-Whaah
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Wolf Watcher on November 27, 2010, 10:24:19 pm
EL D:  Nice buck and seems like the spirits were with you that day.  Sometimes skill has to be helped out with some good karma and lots of luck!  A/Ho Pokie
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 27, 2010, 11:38:20 pm
EL D:  Nice buck and seems like the spirits were with you that day.  Sometimes skill has to be helped out with some good karma and lots of luck!  A/Ho Pokie

Thank You Joe...my Friend...Luck...that for sure had a big part in this...and trying hard to always be an ethical Hunter too plays into this...I have always revered Nature...and am honored every time I can go out and just hike or spend time in the Canyons and Desert...being able to do so is becomming harder to do every Year...with all the Land being sold...and so little open to the Public here in Texas
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: adb on November 28, 2010, 10:09:06 am
Nice buck!!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: RG on November 28, 2010, 08:39:47 pm
 ;D  Good job EL wish we had animals that big here

Ron
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 28, 2010, 08:46:58 pm
But Ron...Deer in Tennessee are like Rabbits are here...everywhere...We may have bigger Deer in the Panhandle...but down state their deer are like Eddies Key Deer...
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: stickbender on November 28, 2010, 08:54:53 pm

     So have you taken your Wife out for steak and lobster yet? ;) ;D

                                                Wayne
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 28, 2010, 09:36:18 pm
With all this Tenderloin and Backstrap...not hardly!!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: david w. on November 28, 2010, 09:56:01 pm
I just figured out what dontchano meant.

And to Think I let You Quote Me in Your Signature.....Man!

Wholly-Whaah

I just dont speak yoopaneese :)
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 28, 2010, 10:56:21 pm
I just figured out what dontchano meant.

And to Think I let You Quote Me in Your Signature.....Man!

Wholly-Whaah

I just dont speak yoopaneese :)

BUT YOUR LEARNIN...... >:D.......... ;D
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: stickbender on November 29, 2010, 02:05:17 am

     Dang Boy, you Yoopers are sure tight!  Here she suggested the place, the time, and urged you to go and try.  Now here you are more than just successful, with complete bragging rights, and what does she get?  Time in the kitchen, cookin! :P  A nice quiet dinner, with just the two of you, a nice bottle of wine, two steaks, and two lobsters, with melted garlic butter, a very nice way to say, thanks for getting your sorry butt out of bed, and getting one of the Big boys, and actually not only telling you "where" to hunt, but urging you to do so! :o  Now how many wives would do that ?!!! :o  Oh, no, You couldn't just say, hey, thanks for helping me to get that big ol boy, I would like to show you how much I appreciate it, by taking you out to our favorite restaurant, just the two of us, for steak, and lobster, and a bottle of wine.  Nope!  Not dis here Yooper, by golly fer sure.  "Honey, look wot I dun brung ya!
Ok, I will skin it fer ya, but den you gotta cook it all up and so forth, ya know.  I dun my part, I brung it home, now crank up da kitchen, all dis cold morning huntin has dun got me a hunger fired up now don'tchaknow ! ::)  Boy, you have a true rare gem there, and you polish it with bacon grease! :P  Well, I don't know how she puts up with you, but you must be doing something right.  Just be careful, you might get a carrot wood knot on you , if you don't at least acknowledge her part in this. ;)  She could be the kind who get all upset that you actually killed it, and not take pictures of it happily feeding in the forrest......and then you brought the body back, and you plan to keep the head?  Eeeeew!  Here read this pamphlet I just got from peta, telling how hunting is a mental illness, and how I can help you over come it!  Eeeeew, there's blood on your hand! :P  Don't touch me!  You can sleep on the couch tonight!  And don't even think that you are going to put any of that meat in MY freezer!  See Mike,you could have one of those...... :o  Well My vote is for you to take the Wife out for a nice romantic dinner, just the two of you.  It could even be in another town that has a restaurant. ;D  And it doesn't have to be steak and lobster, whatever her favorite meal is that she doesn't have to cook, and clean up after.  Anyone else thinks Mike should say thanks to his Wife by taking her out for a nice intimate meal, just the two of them? ;D ;D

                                                                           
                                                                                      Wayne 
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Pappy on November 29, 2010, 07:44:31 am
Nice buck Mike,Congrats. :)
   Pappy
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Post by: mullet on November 29, 2010, 08:26:00 am
 Great buck and funny story, Mike. And we don't "dig' wells anymore.
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 29, 2010, 01:51:57 pm
Thanks Pappy....and Eddie....I figured it sounded better than.....A Titches Wittie....... >:D

And I ain't seen a Brass Monkey in a Long ...Long Time.... ;D
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: jonathan creason on November 29, 2010, 03:48:58 pm
Wow, that's one helluva deer!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on November 29, 2010, 04:31:13 pm
Thanks Johnathon....I was just hoping to make meat....didnt care  if it had a rack or not...but I could not  pass Him up.
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Little John on November 30, 2010, 11:03:44 am
Beautiful buck, and to think every one talks about those little Texas deer. I know better as I was raised in the Texas Panhandle. Congratulations.     kenneth
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Thwackaddict on November 30, 2010, 11:16:28 am
Mike greta story and my buck happened the same way,i thought he was a doe cuz it was so thick i could jus see movement then out steps this big boy!Sure will warm ya up quick!!Congrats and eat well!! ;)
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Post by: El Destructo on December 01, 2010, 02:07:15 am
Thanks Guys...He is still hanging in the Garage....been in the teens to single digit at night...so I am taking full advantage of it...and letting this Big Boy cure for a while the natural way!
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: Ryano on December 01, 2010, 09:25:22 am
Awesome buck Mike ! Congrats ! This is the first I see this thread. There goes another $400 bucks huh...? lol.  ::)  >:D
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on December 01, 2010, 10:42:27 am
Thanks Ryan....and down here they run. closer to $500...$495 to be exact...and He's already In the Taxidermists freezer....should be  around April when I get Him back....with Colorado being next door...he  does tons of Mulies...and Elk too...
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Post by: Ryano on December 01, 2010, 11:59:52 am
Ya, I payed $460 here. 10 to 12 months before I get him back. There are guys who will do 'em cheaper and faster but you get what you pay for.  ;)
Title: Re: A Real Thanksgiving For The Roberts Family...Dats Me...Dontchano...Eh!
Post by: El Destructo on December 01, 2010, 02:49:55 pm
I've seen some of them Bargain Mounts....I believe I could do as good with some Paper Mache...and contact cement.......