It's baaaaccckkkk....the world famous often-imitated but never-equaled Primitive Archer Stupid St. Patrick's Day Limericks thread!
Here's a couple to get you started, let's hear 'em.
A drunken old bowyer named Lou
Bought some powerful quick-setting glue
But he mixed it too strong
And held on too long
Now his fingers are backed with bamboo......
There once was an archer from Guam
Who made an arrow attached to a bomb
He thought it great sport
But the fuse was too short
Let us now sing the ninetieth psalm......
A daring young archer named Blair
Shot an arrow straight up in the air
But our young friend soon found
What goes up must come down
Now there's feathers sticking out of his hair.......
There once was a feller named Pat
Who would steal all the neighborhood cats
He cooked them in foil
With some garlic and oil
And ate them-now how about that? ........