Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: Hillbilly on March 29, 2010, 10:36:49 pm
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Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
The Associated Press
6:50 a.m. Saturday, March 27, 2010
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.
State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.
The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.
;D ;D ;D ::) :o :o ;D ;D
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Drunk, but Big Hearted. ;D
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I think they have different feelings for possums up North, Steve. ??? :-\ Or they haven't heard about reviving them stuffed with Sweet Potato's.
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Now I believe that fella right tha just might have been in some of that tha spring water
Ron
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I'm about ready to kiss on something that resembles a possum but don't confuse that Wolfe with this Wolfe - I still have my standards ya know :D ::).
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First thing I thought of was you Paul ;D
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can you imagine the tast he had in mis mouth the next day :P
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can you imagine the tast he had in mis mouth the next day :P
The guy or the possum? ;D
Swamp
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You missed the part where the possum told him to: "...kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance."
See, the possum told him to. "Pssst! Psssst! Hey, buddy, could ya help me out ovah here? Yeah, see, I'm in kind of a bind here. Yeah, see, I was minding my own business, trying to eat this half a Big Mac laying in the road and I get hit outta nowhere by a 1972 Chevy pickup. Yeah, see, give me some, whaddya callit mouth-ta-mouth restitution, wouldjya?"
"What's in it for me? I mean, I'd love ta help, but youse don't exactly smell like Dial soap ovah there!"
"Ok, ok, ok, look, I'll give ya a winning lottery number, see? Howzat work for ya?"
"I dunno....how do YOU have a winning lottery number?! Youse ain't even a human bean!"
"Details, details...ya gonna fine-print me on it, are ya? Whaddaya a lawyer is it? Come on, yer a lawyer? That makes us in the same bizniss more or less! Come on, be a pal! Just suck it up and help me out ovah here already! Come on, I'll tells ya where there's a guy what throws away day-old deli sandwiches---even Reubens buddy, ya know, like they usta make over at Morrie's back in the day---if ya helps me out! Come on, whaddya say?"
"Welllll....ok...for that, I'll do it..."
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That's pretty funny. :)
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I always picked out the ugliest gal in the bar and when she started lookin good...I stopped drinkin. Nowadays, that would be after about 2 beers.
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maybe im lucky i dont remember much from my drinkin days. i did plenty of "stupid", just dont remember it.
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I once saw a guy who was literally too drunk to lay on a bale of hay and no it weren't me.Ron
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Your a cheap date Shannon....... :D
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Well...it was in Pennsylvania.... ;D
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Hillbilly, I believe Friday night was one of those nights we had too much to drink. There was not any possums involved, but that is becuase there were none in the vacinity! :o
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there was no possums because of all that howling me and hillbilly was doing while we picked them guitars ;D
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This must have been put up by his brother.....
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t175/SteveCover/Misc%20and%20Humor/CatFound.jpg)
LOL
Steve
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TJ- ;D We probably wouldn't have resuccitated it though, we would have more likely to skin it, cook it on the fire, and make string silencers out of its hide. :)
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It would definitely been dismembered and all the parts used in some fashion. ;D
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lol souns like a member of this forum.