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Main Discussion Area => Around the Campfire => Topic started by: Rick Wallace on February 03, 2011, 09:41:59 pm

Title: I think I have a problem.............
Post by: Rick Wallace on February 03, 2011, 09:41:59 pm
I just realized superbowl sunday is also my 29th anniversary!!! :o  The little woman dasent like football at all,,I dont know how to approach the weekend. advice please.........
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Post by: sailordad on February 03, 2011, 09:53:33 pm
it depends
how many years have you been married?

how many do you wanna be married?  ;D
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Post by: Dane on February 03, 2011, 09:58:04 pm
Rick, Tevo or tape is your friend. You can suggest that you love her so much, you are willing to miss the game live just for her. You get tons of points that way, and maybe get lucky. :)

Dane
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Post by: Postman on February 03, 2011, 09:58:43 pm
Go over the top doing something nice Saturday, breakfast in bed Sunday, romantic lunch....


Steelers 27-20
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 03, 2011, 10:15:15 pm
Yall aint helpin so far,I aint got no tebo or taping machine,,,what if I take her catfishin saturday night and let her sleep all day while I watch the game? Thats romantic,,aint it?     
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Post by: John K on February 03, 2011, 10:59:37 pm
Good luck remember it's a late game  ;), i'll be watching the game. Go Packers !!
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 03, 2011, 11:34:29 pm
I asked her about fishin,,,I got the LOOK and she went to bed,,,oops
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Post by: brian melton on February 03, 2011, 11:57:58 pm
A dinner on saturday, nice room service hotel, and lets not forget a ring............But since we do not know the winner, we don't know what team insignia to put on that pretty ring.....Im thinking Steelers..... O:)
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 04, 2011, 12:28:11 am
WHAT??    >:(   You meant PACKERS,, RIGHT???   8)
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Post by: sailordad on February 04, 2011, 12:29:14 am
i gotta go with the pack also  ::)
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Post by: Pat B on February 04, 2011, 01:09:02 am
Suck it up!  I haven't watched a superbowl game in over 30 years and haven't missed a thing!  ;)
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Post by: ken75 on February 04, 2011, 01:15:32 am
heck i thought a football was an areal target !  ;D
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Post by: Pappy on February 04, 2011, 06:40:56 am
I don't watch it either but if I did want to I would. Been married 38 years and she really don't care when we celebrate it. :) For 25 years mine thought ours was on the 23 of August, I never said a word,then on our 25th I ask ,why don't we celebrate it on the day we were married the 24 of August,she didn't believe me so went in or bed room where the lic. hang right beside our bed,it was the 24th and since then I have no trouble with the anniversary. :) :) :)Plus it's a late game. ;) Good luck.
   Pappy
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Post by: cracker on February 04, 2011, 09:42:57 am
OK heres how you do it. Remind her that YOU are the boss tell her to suck it up and keep quiet we'll do something after the game and keep the snacks and drinks coming and nobody get hurt.  >:D >:D
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 04, 2011, 11:24:06 am
Thanks Cracker!  Thats what I will do!    Best advice so far!  ;D
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Post by: Bevan R. on February 04, 2011, 11:28:59 am
I'm single and even I know if you follow the advice from Cracker, you will have plenty of time to work on bows, arrows, (also house cleaning, cooking)  ;D
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Post by: Keenan on February 04, 2011, 12:52:30 pm
You guys are all rookies at this,,,,,,,,Find a nice restraunt that has a big screen sports bar,,,,Then go during the time that's it's to packed out for seating so you have to sit in the sports bar,,,, Pretend like you didn't know  >:D >:D >:D
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Post by: Postman on February 04, 2011, 01:21:56 pm
Good idea, keenan ;D
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Post by: cracker on February 04, 2011, 01:52:27 pm
Please remember that my response was for comedic effect and should definitely no be tried at home unless you're a trained professional like me. 8)
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Post by: BearG on February 04, 2011, 04:33:20 pm
Professional what? Ronnie
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Post by: osage outlaw on February 04, 2011, 04:50:24 pm
Man, I lucked out.  Me and the wife have a superbowl date every year.  She makes some home made cheese and bacon fries, plus some pizza and other snacks.  An ice cold 6 pack of IBC rootbeer tops it off.  We sit and watch the game together.  She doesn't care a thing about football, but she likes to watch it with me.  She asks about 30 questions about the rules during the game, but that makes it fun.  There isn't another person in the world that I would rather watch the game with.
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Post by: cracker on February 04, 2011, 05:27:54 pm
Leave it up to Bear to throw a knot in my rope.
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Post by: gstoneberg on February 04, 2011, 05:50:30 pm
My wife of 35 years used to hate the superbowl, but these past few years we've begun to watch the game together for the commercials.  It's gotten to the point where she planned a special hors d'œuvres menu for the game this year...just for the 2 of us.  We DVR it so we can go back and catch commercials we missed.  I downplay the game part and she's gotten to where she doesn't mind the game so much.  It's been good.

George
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 04, 2011, 09:02:40 pm
Please remember that my response was for comedic effect and should definitely no be tried at home unless you're a trained professional like me. 8)
Opps,,to late,,the doctor says ill be ok,,,, Thanks BUDDY!   :-*
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Post by: El Destructo on February 04, 2011, 09:19:51 pm
Suck it up!  I haven't watched a superbowl game in over 30 years and haven't missed a thing!  ;)

I must Concur.....I never watch Football...and feel I have not missed a thing....I have stated many times...I will start watching Football...when The Lions win Superbowl...so I feel quite safe.... :P....I wouldn't waste my time or money watching or going to a Superbowl...I work with a Guy that just put his Truck up for Sale to buy a $3500 seat at the Game....what a worm.......... ::)
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Post by: osage outlaw on February 04, 2011, 09:39:45 pm
I'm a Bengals fan.  I think that might be worse than a Lions fan.  We're a sorry bunch of loosers.
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Post by: sailordad on February 04, 2011, 10:59:37 pm
I'm a Bengals fan.  I think that might be worse than a Lions fan.  We're a sorry bunch of loosers.

ya you think you got it tuff
we root for the vikings here  :P :'(

i dont watch
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 04, 2011, 11:03:43 pm
Im not a die-hard fan but I do enjoy real compitition,,to be serious I took my wonderful wife of 29 years out shopping,dinner and spent the entire day with her today,she has to work sunday so I will have supper ready for her when she gets home,then maybe ill watch the game!  You guys are fun! ;D
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Post by: JW_Halverson on February 04, 2011, 11:32:58 pm
You can have a potroast in the crockpot well before all the pre-game foofuraw starts, just remember to get some of those brown-n-serve dinner rolls to serve with it and you are golden. 

Prep: 1) Take the roast outa the pkg, salt it and pepper it, brown it in a skillet on high heat.
2)Pour half a bottle of cheap red wine in the skillet and get all the good brown bits loosened up off the bottom - pour this in the crockpot.
3)Drop the roast in the crockpot, add a coupla taters, a half dozen big carrots, an onion in quarters, and a can of beef broth.
4)Set on high for an hour, down on low until honey comes home. 
5)Try to look humble when she takes a deep sniff and says it smells wonderful.
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 05, 2011, 12:42:12 am
You can have a potroast in the crockpot well before all the pre-game foofuraw starts, just remember to get some of those brown-n-serve dinner rolls to serve with it and you are golden. 

Prep: 1) Take the roast outa the pkg, salt it and pepper it, brown it in a skillet on high heat.
2)Pour half a bottle of cheap red wine in the skillet and get all the good brown bits loosened up off the bottom - pour this in the crockpot.
3)Drop the roast in the crockpot, add a coupla taters, a half dozen big carrots, an onion in quarters, and a can of beef broth.
4)Set on high for an hour, down on low until honey comes home. 
5)Try to look humble when she takes a deep sniff and says it smells wonderful.
Now that is just cool! See why I like it here? Smart guys like JW! Thats the plan,Dollar general has 2$ bottles of wine,I have the rest here already. JW is my hero!   ;)
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Post by: Grunt on February 05, 2011, 09:16:42 am
Rick if you're in your 60's like me it just a matter of timing. Since the game is at 8PM you take the little blue pill at say 2PM of course you might want to double up since it is your anniversary. That gives you enough time to take care of business plus a couple of hours to seek medical help if you need it. If you have to got to the ER I'm sure the nurses will be sympathetic if you explain your situation. Keep a ice pac handy while watching the game. Good luck!! 
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Post by: cracker on February 05, 2011, 09:36:37 am
Grunt
 You have made my day I just sprayed coffee all over my key board. :D :D
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Post by: sailordad on February 05, 2011, 11:17:59 am
Grunt,now thats funny brother  ;D
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Post by: Pat B on February 05, 2011, 11:27:51 am
For a special occasion I'd make it a $7 bottle of red wine. A pair of wine glasses at each place setting will help you set the mood and get rid of the left over wine. Now is not the time to be chea...frugal!  ;D
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Post by: Rick Wallace on February 05, 2011, 02:49:33 pm
Rick if you're in your 60's like me it just a matter of timing. Since the game is at 8PM you take the little blue pill at say 2PM of course you might want to double up since it is your anniversary. That gives you enough time to take care of business plus a couple of hours to seek medical help if you need it. If you have to got to the ER I'm sure the nurses will be sympathetic if you explain your situation. Keep a ice pac handy while watching the game. Good luck!! 
;D ;D ;D  Very late 40s!  dont quite need those,yet, but things aint what they used to be!  Thats funny  ;D ;D   Pat,7$ ??   Thats enough for a 12pack,Ill stick to the 3$ bottle!