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Title: im gonna go crazy (again) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 16, 2013, 04:39:00 pm
ok so as you all know but i know some of you don't belive i cut my arm the other day. and today i done a 30k hike with the scouts, now as you all know that bowhunting in the UK is illigal but on this hike we walked up hills, through vslleys and tunnels. saw some people hunting phesants whith horses, dogs and guns! we then had an enconter with 4 roe deer at arround 30 yrds and then 5 muinets later a wolf like creature! we then saw some more hunters using falcons. what really drove me crazy is that i had my bow with me as i had a robin hood costume whith my armgaurd over my arm to hide the bandage and was using my bow and arrows. i was so mad i couldn't shoot at the deer as they were so close! if only we had the same laws you guys did. can't wait till i join you guys when im older.
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Post by: Barefoot_Jake on February 16, 2013, 05:10:44 pm
Hey Squirrelslayer not trying to mean or anything but I believe this thread is more well suited to go under the "around the campfire" sub fourm. Just tryin to help ya out  :)
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 16, 2013, 05:14:20 pm
aww man i did it again :-[ im just so tiered from the walk :o SS
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Post by: PatM on February 16, 2013, 08:25:32 pm
A wolf-like creature, eh? Were you still in "India"?
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Post by: BOWMAN53 on February 16, 2013, 08:50:11 pm
Wait, why were you hiking in the woods with a robin hood costume?   :o . And what kind of scouts are you talking about?
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Post by: ionicmuffin on February 16, 2013, 09:04:38 pm
presumably boyscouts, you know, the ones that stay in ice caves and get hypothermia? well, thats what my troop did anyway.
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Post by: youngbowyer on February 16, 2013, 09:27:43 pm
wolf like creature in england? a dog perhaps  ???
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Post by: TRACY on February 16, 2013, 09:29:26 pm
How about some pictures of your adventures so we can all enjoy your adventures ;)? Sounds almost too good to be true SS.


Tracy
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Post by: PEARL DRUMS on February 16, 2013, 09:31:27 pm
 Heck with pictures, gimme the same pill he gets...
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Post by: Dane on February 16, 2013, 09:46:23 pm
Kid, I would trust drinking arsenic and surviving rather than trust you to shoot at a game animal at 30 yards with anything. I assume you wore tights and a pointy hat? Did the wolf-like creature laugh or run in fear?

Taking a life is serious and not a joke, and not a frivolity.

Dane
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Post by: BOWMAN53 on February 16, 2013, 11:14:23 pm
SS you should write a book. You can name it, The wild Adventures of The Squirrle Slaying Fib. I like you're story aboutthe mountain lion that pounced on you then you shot it through its heart, then the mountain lion got back up, backed up then jumped on you again. I also love how you were able to put cream on your wound, all while never actually putting out on, because you decided not to put it on. Good lord this would make for a great book.
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 17, 2013, 05:36:07 am
How about some pictures of your adventures so we can all enjoy your adventures ;)? Sounds almost too good to be true SS.


Tracy

well to be truthfull i was very tierd during the walk and barley had the energy to walk i did plan on doing a video diary but had to focus all our energy on the walking and navigating. for the last 5 miles someone offered to carry my pack because it was slowing us down. im in explorer scouts now and we camp in tents not caves, and even if it were legal to shoot thoose deer here i wouldent or rather physicaly couldent as the arm that i hold my bow with is the one that got cut so is hard too draw at the moment. yes i was wearing tights and a pointy hat, were not sure what that thing was it was like a large dog with grey fur. anyone know what this is? maybe that werewolf from harry potter? i did have a fox call app on my phone and played the one that said "call out" which made it's head turn towards us :-\  immagine what would happen if i played "rabit in distress" then it may of came bounding up at the hill at us :o all this said i did have a great adventure and i may even write that book! SS
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Post by: Roy on February 17, 2013, 12:46:23 pm
Sounds like they have good pot over there... ;D
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 17, 2013, 01:14:17 pm
Sounds like they have good pot over there... ;D

sorry for not understanding but pot? SS
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Post by: JackCrafty on February 17, 2013, 01:20:27 pm
 ::)
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 17, 2013, 01:43:00 pm
::)

 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: spyder1958 on February 17, 2013, 03:46:29 pm
you all, take it easy on the SS. Heck I seen a Black wolf last nite, while I was dreaming of knapping rock. There
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Post by: Cameroo on February 17, 2013, 04:54:27 pm
Ok so as you all know yesterday I was in the Himalayas hunting wild hippopotamus, when all of a sudden a savage beast crept up on me and pounced.  I wasn't able to get to full draw before he took a swipe at me, but I wrestled it to the ground and threw a saddle on it and rode it back home where I nursed my wound.  I took a picture of the creature after I tamed it.  Does anyone know what it is? Here's a picture of it.  And also a picture of the cut it gave me.  The white stuff is just the cream that I didn't put on.

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/cbergerman/640/joke.jpg)

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/cbergerman/640/joke2.jpg)

I'm sorry Squirrely, I couldn't resist  ;D ;)
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Post by: Roy on February 17, 2013, 05:02:55 pm
Dammit Cameroo, now I got beer splattered all over my monitor and keyboard. ;D
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 17, 2013, 05:03:00 pm
Ok so as you all know yesterday I was in the Himalayas hunting wild hippopotamus, when all of a sudden a savage beast crept up on me and pounced.  I wasn't able to get to full draw before he took a swipe at me, but I wrestled it to the ground and threw a saddle on it and rode it back home where I nursed my wound.  I took a picture of the creature after I tamed it.  Does anyone know what it is? Here's a picture of it.  And also a picture of the cut it gave me.  The white stuff is just the cream that I didn't put on.

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/cbergerman/640/joke.jpg)

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/cbergerman/640/joke2.jpg)

I'm sorry Squirrely, I couldn't resist  ;D ;)

wow thats erm very creative  :o i belive that creature is called a giffhased and there is only a few million left in the world. hope your wound gets better. SS
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Post by: BOWMAN53 on February 17, 2013, 05:12:15 pm
Cameroo, GET TO THE HOSPITAL, THAT WOUND IS INFECTED!!!!  :D
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Post by: Roy on February 17, 2013, 05:14:42 pm
I was hiking yesterday and got back to the cabin and found the big bad wolf sleeping in my bed. :laugh:
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 17, 2013, 05:50:12 pm

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/cbergerman/640/joke2.jpg)

i see you stoped for a snack on the way there  >:D SS
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Post by: Cameroo on February 17, 2013, 05:59:11 pm
Dammit Cameroo, now I got beer splattered all over my monitor and keyboard. ;D

Sorry 'bout that Roy.  You're gonna have sticky keys for a while now.

I had a case of the giggles taking that picture, you don't want to know how many I had to take to get one that was in focus :)

Did you manage to slay that creature that was in your bed before it attacked?

i see you stoped for a snack on the way there  >:D SS

What do you mean?  This is the real deal.  I just keep my cream in a Tartart sauce container.
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Post by: adb on February 17, 2013, 06:11:28 pm
 ;D ;D ;D :o ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Roy on February 17, 2013, 06:29:56 pm
Did you manage to slay that creature that was in your bed before it attacked?
 
I didn't wanna wake him so I just laid down on the other side of the bed for my nap:)

Then I had a dream that I was fighting a herd of Bull Elephants and Tigers and when I woke up my arm was bleeding so now I can't shoot my bow for six weeks and there was a huge squirrel sitting on my dresser and I couldn't shoot him cause of my bleeding arm and I looked over and the big bad wolf was licking the blood off my arm and he just ate a dead skunk so I have to go to the hospital for a rabies shot. I get there and they were out of the vaccination, so it's gonna be six weeks till they get it in and I still can't shoot my bow and over in the corner of the room was huge dinosaur and I couldn't shoot him cause my arm was still bleeding.

Wasn't a bad though... :)
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Post by: chamookman on February 17, 2013, 07:22:35 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)!!!!!!! Bob
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Post by: TRACY on February 17, 2013, 07:38:59 pm
 :o :o :o :o :o :-*
Bravo Cam & Roy !
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Post by: TRACY on February 17, 2013, 07:50:00 pm
I was hiking yesterday and got back to the cabin and found the big bad wolf sleeping in my bed. :laugh:

Looks like Papa Bear.

Squirrell chaser, when you gonna post pics of your stitches and adventure?
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Post by: Roy on February 17, 2013, 08:22:05 pm
I got stitches:)
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Post by: mullet on February 17, 2013, 08:37:51 pm
 I've got stitches :o ;D ;D, in my side from laughing. This is the reason I don't drink water in foreign countries. :) ;)
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Post by: KShip85 on February 18, 2013, 01:08:46 am
I got stitches:)

Man, those sutures look pretty uneven.  I'd consider filing a malpractice suit ;)

Kip
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Post by: Frawg on February 18, 2013, 01:02:41 pm
Damn I need to be sober next time I stitch someone up! Sorry about the bad stitching Roy but the wild turkey kept trying to kick me while I was sewing you up. Last time I drink with Sasquatch before my shift at the free clinic

Matt
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Post by: Roy on February 18, 2013, 04:08:13 pm
Matt what really pissed me off was ya didn't offer me any wild turkey:)
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Post by: Squirrelslayer on February 18, 2013, 04:14:40 pm
wow the crazyest thing happened to me. ok so i ran into oliver queen the starling city vigalanty and his sidekick diggle. and want's me to be his new assistatant. my new crime fighting name is name is "broadhead" if your a billionare doin'g illegal stuff expect me and my other vigilanty freinds to be knocking on your door very soon.  >:D 

p.s anyone else watching the tv series "arrow". SS
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Post by: youngbowyer on February 18, 2013, 08:13:48 pm
 >:(
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Post by: Ifrit617 on February 18, 2013, 10:54:07 pm
wow the crazyest thing happened to me. ok so i ran into oliver queen the starling city vigalanty and his sidekick diggle. and want's me to be his new assistatant. my new crime fighting name is name is "broadhead" if your a billionare doin'g illegal stuff expect me and my other vigilanty freinds to be knocking on your door very soon.  >:D 

p.s anyone else watching the tv series "arrow". SS

SS, I'm a billionaire doing some very very bad stuff, I beg you to please come knocking at my door and let's see what happens. Just shut up with this junk. if you want to leaen some humor look at Cams post. Problem is you do not have any good reputation on this forum to even use humor. No one thinks your stuff is funny. Maybe you should heed young bowyers advice.


Jon
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Post by: Ryan_Gill_HuntPrimitive on February 18, 2013, 11:42:53 pm
hahaha... wish they had a "like" button on here like Facebook.... This is my "liking" Youngbowyers post