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Title: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: sleek on May 11, 2020, 07:09:16 pm
 Need TP for my bunghole. It is nothing to be ashamed of. No John Wayne paper either... rough, tough, don't take crap off nobody.

I will trade an open container of clorox wipes, still wet.




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Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: JackCrafty on May 11, 2020, 09:10:17 pm
We will remember 2020...
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Eric Krewson on May 12, 2020, 07:38:44 am
Better stay away from caffeine or you might end up like Bevis.

 
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: bjrogg on May 12, 2020, 08:13:12 am
Got some of that really, really thin stuff you pray your finger doesn’t poke through.

Might want to keep the Clorox wipes though just in case.

Bjrogg
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: osage outlaw on May 12, 2020, 08:35:26 am
Just use a handful of osage shavings
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: dylanholderman on May 12, 2020, 05:17:13 pm
i can send you a box of shavings from my hand plane  :D should be less splintery than osage shavings  ;D
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Handforged on May 12, 2020, 07:18:29 pm
A friend and I are marketing a new product in suburban areas. "Handful of leaves". It will come in a dispenser box you put in the bathroom and dispense large dry oak leaves one at a time. We'll put Charmin back in it's place...
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: backwoodsguy on May 12, 2020, 08:26:00 pm
    A few years back, I noticed that Charmin started cutting the sheets one half inch narrower. They now have Mega rolls which throws you off because you don't realize how much they're "short sheeting" you. As of my last few rolls, I've noticed how much toilet paper is left on the roll at the end (5-6 sheets). That's 20".
    What have you got to trade for all my old spools???? It's gotta be something pretty good. PS: The spool is also great to roll your snake skins up in.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: JEB on May 13, 2020, 06:40:27 am
I have a couple extra rolls. I will swap them for your Black Widow take down bow and a dozen arrows plus you handle the shipping.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Marc St Louis on May 13, 2020, 07:35:27 am
Had a hard time finding Kleenex for awhile up here.  I thought back to when I was a kid and all we used was a hanky so I made myself some out of some old cotton bed-sheets and that is what I use now.  Finally found some Kleenex but I'm still using the hanky.

If you have access to paper towel you could use those
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Mesophilic on May 13, 2020, 10:35:57 am
Save newspapers.

At bootcamp my battalion ran out of money between fiscal quarters, and TP was one of the first items to run out.  We'd all buy a Sunday paper, and if you work it by wadding and unwadding alot, stuff it in your pockets while doing vigorous training, by the end of the day its actually quite soft.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: willie on May 13, 2020, 12:49:32 pm
I got lots of sphagnum moss. It's eco friendly and a real tree saver. Will swap for a smartphone that can run the virus contract tracing app.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: WhistlingBadger on May 13, 2020, 02:38:05 pm
My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Handforged on May 13, 2020, 10:13:58 pm
My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.
  Pine cones make sandpaper look like a good option.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: WhistlingBadger on May 14, 2020, 10:05:41 am
It makes you tough.  We charge extra for that.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: bjrogg on May 14, 2020, 01:38:01 pm
Back in the outhouse days the Sears Catalogue was the ticket. Doesn’t work so well with today’s modern plumbing.

Bjrogg
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: mullet on May 14, 2020, 04:05:15 pm
And sears catalogues on line.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Pat B on May 14, 2020, 05:05:57 pm
Corn cobs!   (A)
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Deerhunter21 on May 14, 2020, 10:19:56 pm
got some really worn out sandpaper.
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: WhistlingBadger on May 15, 2020, 07:39:50 am
And sears catalogues on line.

Don't wipe with yer chromebook.  It doesn't work.

Don't ask how I know that
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: DC on May 15, 2020, 09:02:46 am
And sears catalogues on line.

Don't wipe with yer chromebook.  It doesn't work.

Don't ask how I know that

Yeah, but sometimes that would feel so satisfying :D
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: Pat B on May 15, 2020, 10:12:17 am
How do you know that, WhistlingBadger?   ???
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: HH~ on May 15, 2020, 02:36:50 pm
Bucket of soapy water ifin it aint real cold out. If its cold out ,you can find folks who hang dry laundry! Socks and T shirts are the cats azz.

HH~
Title: Re: Looking to trade for TP
Post by: WhistlingBadger on May 18, 2020, 07:51:16 pm
How do you know that, WhistlingBadger?   ???

I teach elementary school.  Enough said?