Primitive Archer
Main Discussion Area => Subscriptions => Topic started by: rover brewer on September 26, 2012, 08:26:35 pm
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I didn't recieve aug/sept. issue help!
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Contact Lisa@primitivearcher.com She'll fix you up! ;)
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thanks Pat B but for some reason I get an error code when I try to send her a massage could you let her know for me, please.
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Send me a PM with your mailing information and I'll pass it on to the subscription department.
Pat
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Pat thanks for all your help, I did talk to Lisa,she called on like sat. or sunday night like at 8 pm I was impressed with that and said she would check on it . well after about 4 day I go on line to check my records to see if I felled to renew but in may on my bank account it shows I paid up so I called to let her know this again she said she would look into this but a week and some days have gone by and I have heard nothing. and I lost the # to call her.I'm missing 2 issues now and haveing withdraws you know rereading old issues over and over,Please someone anyone help me.........................thanks
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713-467-8202
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Thanks. you are always helpful.
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I got em!!!! I got em!!!! thanks Pat B and Lisa I don't know what happened but everything is correct now I got my issue I missed and the oct-nov issue, just in time I was about to jones you now when you start to pick up bottles and read the labels on them.
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I got em!!!! I got em!!!! thanks Pat B and Lisa I don't know what happened but everything is correct now I got my issue I missed and the oct-nov issue, just in time I was about to jones you now when you start to pick up bottles and read the labels on them.
YAY!! glad you received them. ;D
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OK, OK, me next! :) I have not received the current issue, nor the previous issue. :( :'(
Should I email Lisa again? I emailed her on Jan 31. Or continue to wait? ???
Wayne
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Email her again Wayne and explain the situation.
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Star Log 02-08 2013;
Notified Lisa on 02-31-2013, by multiple emails, about not receiving this edition, and the previous edition. Day eight. 40 degrees, partly sunny. Deer and Turkeys have all left, to do their normal foraging. Jasper the Stellar's Jay is going from the seed feeder, to the suet cage. For them life is good. My eyes are starting ache a bit now and then from straining to see into my P.O. Box, for the missing issues. The Post Office is getting upset at the scratch marks on the inside of the box, caused by my digging around in it, trying to see if maybe the missing issues were delivered, but perhaps do to some form of disruption of the Space Continuum's uniform flow, that perhaps, a time warp, or a dimensional gap occurred, and they fell into another dimension, and my bilateral dimensional self is sitting back having a beer, and enjoying My magazines! :o I will will get into my transport pod, and go to the Post Office, and go inside to my P.O. Box, and insert the key, turn it, and open the little door to the box, where perhaps today the errant issues will reposing, and awaiting my perusing. As yet Lisa has not responded to my inquiry, but it has only been 8 days. Perhaps Solar Flareups have been interfering with the transmission of a reply, by causing Electro Magnetic, Impulses, that have disrupted the transmission of said email reply. But I am starting to get the shakes, and the people at the grocery store are beginning to get annoyed with me standing at the magazine rack and reading this 1/4's issue. I will check the mail again, and then go back down to the grocery store, and wait till they are busy, and then slip inside, and head for the magazine rack. I keep checking this site, as well as my email. Sometimes into the Wee early hours. I guess that is how the deer know I am up, and stand at the window, and come up on my porch and stare in the sliding glass doors at me, trying to mind meld, and influence me to bring out the goodies early, instead of 9:30. Also larger portions. As I sit and look out of my Cowboy TV, (my large dining room window), and look four mountains over, at Cougar peak, and watch the clouds obscure the little ranger station on it, I feel the clouds, and their cold mist, surround myself, as I withdraw further, looking for something to read, ...... but I have nothing to read now. I knew I should not gotten hooked on PA, but it was just so overpowering, and after all, I received my quarterly fixes. But now, I have missed two fixes, and the only saving grace was the magazine rack. But people are starting to go around me now, and moving their small children to the other side of themselves. I think perhaps it is the hugging and talking to this issue. I am trying to hold on, but I can feel my grasp to reality slipping. I hope that this issue, and the previous issue will arrive soon. Or at least an explanation of what has occurred to them. A couple of deer have come back to lie down, at the edge of the woods, and graze on the sparse grasses that grow there. They do provide some comfort, as I watch them, and envying them, as they cannot read. It is as if they can sense my unease and worry. Not that they give a crap, but it does look like it at times. Of course I think it is the tidbits that is their main concern, and not whether I am getting my issues on schedule .
Well I guess, it is time to go to the P.O. and check again, and then head on down to the store, and get another look at this issue, and try to get the one behind the others, as it is the one with the drool, on it, and I don't want to have to pay for more than one , if the manager sees me drooling. I hope all is well with you and yours. Well the sun is shining through the clouds, and illuminating the station on Cougar Peak, and it is a sight to behold. Perhaps that is a good omen. 8) I will take it as one. ;) Crap, the clouds have completely covered it now! Not a good omen! :( When I come back from town, and the P.O., I will check my email again, and of course this site also, in the hopes of a reply, on said subject. And then if a reply from Lisa is again floating in the nether regions, of space, I will go split some more fire wood, as it will keep my mind off of the missing issues. If I am able, I will enter another situation update in the Star Log, on 02-12-2013, the year of our lord. God willing, I will have good news to enter. Well that is it for now, take care, and keep in touch, be well, do good work, and before each trip, always check your Flux Capacitor. ;)
Wayne
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Earth to Lisa.......Come in Lisa........Earth to Lisa........
Just nod if you can hear me....... Courtesy of Pink Floyd...... all rights reserved, etc. Helllllllooooooooo LIIII SSSS AAAAAA..... Are you still with PA? Are you getting my emails inquiring about my missing issues? "I'm" beginning to have issues. :( ....... Hello, Hello, Hello, ...... Is anybody in there?...... sigh..... oh well I will give it two more days, that will be a total of 12 days without a response to my inquiry.
Wayne
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Wayne, I'm trying a different avenue for you. Please be patient like you have so far.
Thanks
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Thanks Pat, I appreciate it. I don't know why I have not heard from Lisa. I have not had any of the emails kicked back, so they went through. Maybe there is a problem on her end of the line. I will give it a few more days. Thanks for your effort in this.
Wayne
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Wayne, if you don't hear anything in a few days try giving Lisa a call...713-467-8202
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Wayne, I'm trying a different avenue for you. Please be patient like you have so far.
Thanks
oh also Lisa isn't working for PA anymore as of a couple of weeks ago. I am not sure what all happened but there were a bunch of errors and other stuff. i really liked her. Never met her in person. So really now it is just me, Mike and my dad.... :-[ I don't have access to all the files but I can send requests and they do answer them quickly. it is not much fun that way but it is where we are....
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OOOOOH! :o Well now that just put a kink in the leader wire! :P Soooo, am I just out of two issues, or...... ??? Well I guess that is why she did not respond to my emails. Now what? I guess that I am just...... lost in space...... :P Star log 02-11-2013. Number one (Pat) contacted me, and stated that he was going to try to solve the case of the missing issues, by using centrifugal forces from the magnetic pull of a distant black hole, to travel in a worm hole, to contact Lisa. But now Data,(Calender Girl) has informed us that Lisa has left the planet! Odds are that my two missing issues are in the black hole, or possibly traveling in worm hole. The data bank which contains all the information relating to the issues, is on a satellite, or moon, off the planet, but efforts to send a manned pod to retrieve it have not as yet been initiated. :( Seems when Lisa left, she didn't give instructions to Robbie. (the robot) Left over parts from The Angry Red Planet, and Lost In Space. Well, now that is precisely where I am. Hmmm, I wonder is Robbie can split firewood? ::) Well I hope, I can get my two lost issues. It is kinda unhandy having to go to the store to read the issues. And they don't have the last issue, just this issue. :( Well I will wait a little while longer and see what comes of this, before I make any major decisions. Thanks for your help, or at least the info. But I am still just floating through a plasma cloud, with nothing to read. Well I guess that I just have to pass the time modifying my warp drives, and just read all the posts here. Thanks again for the info, and your attempts Pat. I appreciate it. I thought she was mad at me. :P :( End data transmission,02:21 02-11-2013
Wayne
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Will I get this issue, plus the previous issue? ???
Thanks.
Wayne
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Will I get this issue, plus the previous issue? ???
Thanks.
Wayne
Wayne
your patience is awesome pm me again the missing issues AND an address...Fl, MT or Hawaii where ever you are....
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Don't do it Marie! I'm enjoying his wild rambling post too much! >:D
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Yip, Yip, Yipeeeeee! I received this month's issue of PA !!!! ;D ;D ;D
But alas, all is still not well, in the chilly land that I dwell. The two previous issues,
of which I had inquired....... Still have not arrived, and appear to be in the system somewhere mired...... But still into my little cubby at the post office I look, and still, no two previous issues of PA have been placed in my postal nook. But still I have faith in Marie, as she has responded, to my hue, and cry, and got in contact with me. But I am sure she has not forgotten my plight, why most likely, those two previous issues, are speeding my way, through rain, snow, and dark of night...... hopa, hopa, hopa.... :) Marie tell J.W. to mind his S.D. business, and keep out of this! >:( This is serious business here, just between you and I! Not for some interloper, looking for fame and glory, by adding to my misery, with snide, and sly, disparaging remarks, that might cause a lesser person to respond to "His" ranting and raving postings, no not I, I shall not fall to his level, and make distasteful remarks, I will just sit, here, with my Pabst Blue Ribbon, and my plate of fried Coopers Hawk, and Eagle, ravioli, with an Osprey, and Great Northern bean soup, and my little appetizer of Kestrel nuggets, with a dipping sauce of light soy sauce, garlic, onion, scallions diced, and dry sherry. :P Nope, I will not respond to his bait, like some feathered Zombie!, I will just completely ignore him, why he won't even know that I even read his comment! 8) ;) Now where was I before, I happened upon what's his name's comment? Oh, is the procuring and mailing the two previous issues, in the works? ??? Hopa, Hopa, Hopa! Thank you Marie for your working on this, and trying to make things run smoothly, and not like what's his name, and trying to put salt on the tail of the bird that might be bringing my lost issues.....Thank you for your help. You're more gooder, than a jar of Pickled Peaches! :P :) :) :) Rats, now I have a craving for Pickled Peaches, and I don't have any! Maybe what's his name is busy practicing his Turkey calling. So he can try to get within range, to use that sulfurous, smelling, and flame belching, flinch lock, to get his Turkey! that should keep his little fingers off the keyboard for awhile. ;) Thanks again Marie,
Wayne
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Star date 3-25-2013.
This morning while in suspended animation, I received a voice data update
on the disturbing disturbance in the Force. :o I was informed via a high ranking member the PA Force patrol, and protectorate, administration, that the rend in the Force, is being remedied, ;D ;D, and that I should be receiving the two lost previous issues. 8) ;D ;D Translation....... I was still in bed, being as how I did not get to bed last night till after 3 am. Which for me is no big deal, as I am basically a night owl, and I am retired. ;) 8) Anyway, P.A. called me and told me that they were going to send me the two missing issues. :D :D 8) 8) 8) So as Pappy would say, Life is Good! Thanks Pat, and Marie, and whomever it was that called me, I really appreciate it. My hand was gently smacked for not contacting Admin directly, either by Email, or phone. :P ::) So if you have an issue which you want to get taken care of , contact them directly, by either of the previously mentioned methods. ;)
Ok J.W. , now you can devote your time to making and practicing your Turkey calls, for the up coming hunt. As I am now all happy, and smiley like. ;)
So I will have no need to comment on this issue of missing issues. ;) And should there be any issues with issues, or other problems, I will contact P.A. directly, and not so publicly. ;) So go forth, and belch thy smoke pole, and procure, and take back to thy humble dwelling, and remove that which nature hath clothed such fowl with, and proceed to dine in pleasure, in both the palate, and remembrance of the hunt. Get a big un! 8) 8) When does the Spring gobbler hunt start in S.D.? ??? My turkeys here, are all gone, looking for love, hopefully in all the right places. ;) ::) The Hens left first, and then the young Jakes, who have been practicing their strut, and fanning poses. 8) I am not sure when it starts out here, but I will be ready, next year! Again, good luck. How does that flinter pattern, with shot? I use Winchester Double A wads, in my twelve gauge double percussion. Shoots nice patterns. 8)
Wayne
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The dark clouds have parted, and there is light, and lo, it is good. 8) ;D ;D The two missing issues of PA have arrived! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) Thanks, Marie, Pat, and the unknown caller. I appreciate your help in my getting these two issues. I have been reading them this afternoon. Oy, mates, things are quite well, now, they are. Blimey, what a bit of a sticky wicket, it has been, but by Jove Governor, the P.A. team has rallied, and combined forces, and came through with sterling success! Terribly kind of them, I think.
If I had a Bally, hat, I would send it to them, in gratitude. Even a Cricket Bat to boot! ;) But they would most likely try to make a bow out of it. ;) ;D I must invite them over for tea, and biscuits, sometime. ;) Perhaps a stamp with the Queen Mum, on it. Oh what the bloody ell, if I had the crown jewels, I would send them to them also! Of course, I would not claim to know a thing about them, should Interpol, and Scotland Yard knock me up, and ask pertinent questions about said unknown jewels, I would have to honestly say, I haven't the foggiest idea, where they could be at the moment. The last I saw of them, they were on display, in the Tower, of London. ...... But there was this American Bloke, the name of Halverson, or some such, that was keeping a pretty intense eye on them, at that time. ::) Was mumbling something about how lovely they would look on some kind of horn for powder of some sort. But at any rate, thanks again P.A. I appreciate it!
Wayne