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Main Discussion Area => Bows => Topic started by: shofu on April 17, 2017, 10:21:01 pm

Title: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: shofu on April 17, 2017, 10:21:01 pm
So twice in the last 2 weeks and strange thing happened to me:

I was out looking for salvageable wood on the roadsides after windstorms and the highway brush cutters went by when...
not finding anything and drinking coffee, nature called and I pulled over to relieve myself (anybody out there over 40 knows this is more regular than some may think!)...  and BAM!

I realize I am urinating on the very thing I have been looking for!
First time I am watering a downed yew with one beautiful branch still alive - hello!
Then just today after a fruitless drive - hello! someone dumped fresh cherry from pruning and found maybe 2 decent branch staves!

Some have a 'nose' for finding wood - maybe sometimes a different appendage has the magic? ;)
Anyone else encounter this phenomenon?
Cheers,
George
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: osage outlaw on April 17, 2017, 10:26:36 pm
I have developed a Spidey sense for osage. 
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: bjrogg on April 18, 2017, 06:11:31 am
My senses are always on full alert. Arrow shoots, knappable rock, artifacts, bow wood, dead turkeys, deer sinew. The more people who find out about that crazy guy who makes all that primitive stuff and hunts with it the more this stuff just seems to find me. I'm not complaining but my brothers might be soon. This past weekend a black locust tree found me, and yesterday two entire Tom turkeys. I cleaned up the fan tails and rub them in borax for display. Then pinned them down to cardboard to dry. That helps guys remember me next season when I give their fans to them. And last night a TV screen neatly broken and packaged up delivered to me with a promise for more turkey feathers,"lots of them" he said he told everyone.
Bjrogg
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: upstatenybowyer on April 18, 2017, 08:28:52 am
I'm with bj here. Lots of folks around here know about my hobbies... highway dept, business owners, home owners, colleagues at work, ect. Whenever they see a pile of wood or are planning on cutting some they think of me. I've gotten a ton of bow wood this way.
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: Parnell on April 18, 2017, 09:00:36 am
My brother in law loves to make fun of my always being on the prowl for wood.  Yeah...very funny. :)
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: osage outlaw on April 18, 2017, 09:24:53 am
My brother in law loves to make fun of my always being on the prowl for wood.  Yeah...very funny. :)

Your secret squirrel missions?
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: PEARL DRUMS on April 18, 2017, 11:10:09 am
Steve-o just needs his trusty 10-speed and a sharp hand saw :)

Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: vinemaplebows on April 18, 2017, 12:56:24 pm
Please for all of our sakes stay out of public bathrooms......you need to control that thing!;)
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: PaulN/KS on April 18, 2017, 01:44:18 pm
Must    resist    making    a    "divining rod"    joke....  :-X

 ;)
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: Urufu_Shinjiro on April 18, 2017, 03:49:22 pm
There's a beaver joke in here somewhere...
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: Pappy on April 19, 2017, 06:37:40 am
I am about like BJ, got over 30 pair of Turkey wings this year already and always someone dropping by wanting me to help the split a log, when finished splitting they usually give me a choice piece or 2.
 Pappy
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: TimBo on April 19, 2017, 04:27:23 pm
I was thinking of your, um, detection system this morning while out turkey hunting.  I checked REALLY thoroughly for morels just in case it works for them too! 
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: E. Jensen on April 24, 2017, 12:35:36 pm
That's how I find everything in the woods.  Except its always behind when I am.  I pee, then turn around.  Turkey feathers, elk sheds, cool skulls, you name it.
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: Newindian on April 24, 2017, 05:44:44 pm
That's how I find everything in the woods.  Except its always behind when I am.  I pee, then turn around.  Turkey feathers, elk sheds, cool skulls, you name it.
Must have yours in reverse
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: sonny on April 25, 2017, 02:55:58 pm
Some time ago I had access to a piece of property our club hunted. Out there one day and stopped for a pee break when I noticed orange roots visible through the leaves. Only then did I realize there was osage on that land.
I ended up cutting one nice tree, from which I got a number of staves but only have one bow from it..
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: bjrogg on April 25, 2017, 10:03:53 pm
Sometimes it's surprising what we see when we just stop and look down.
Bjrogg
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: osage outlaw on April 25, 2017, 10:34:38 pm
Sometimes it's surprising what we see when we just stop and look down.
Bjrogg

You should also look up.  We have a security camera at the gate to my work.  You would be surprised by how many times people pull over and relieve themselves right in front of that camera.  The majority are women.   
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: upstatenybowyer on April 26, 2017, 09:14:24 am
 
Sometimes it's surprising what we see when we just stop and look down.
Bjrogg

You should also look up.  We have a security camera at the gate to my work.  You would be surprised by how many times people pull over and relieve themselves right in front of that camera.  The majority are women.
(A)
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: willie on April 27, 2017, 01:00:00 am
If we keep this thread alive long enough, then Shofu's wife might see it. Then we can get an update in the "Things my wife says..." thread.
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: Will Tell on April 27, 2017, 08:40:22 am
I used to pee like a fire hose, now I'm lucky I don't pee on my boots.
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: BowEd on April 27, 2017, 08:45:00 am
Well at least your peeing....lol.Worked with a fella with a bad prostrate once.Bad deal.
Title: Re: To pee or not to pee...
Post by: George Tsoukalas on April 27, 2017, 09:33:42 pm
"That is the question. Whether t'is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows... "
Sorry. Had to keep this thread archery related. :)
Jawge