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Offline Justin Snyder

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Re: No politics or religion?
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 04:50:12 pm »
                        It all depends who ya voted fer...>:D

This lady is a college proffessor!
That and the fact that she threw coffee in his face because he voted for the other person tells me enough about her.   ::)
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you made a bad decision.


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Offline mrkinsey

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Re: No politics or religion?
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 05:46:01 pm »
I was in Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass some gas.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed
my releases with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel
better.  I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring
at me.  Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


> Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night
> the 96 year old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and pauses...  She
> yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"  The
> 94 year old yells back, "I don't know.  I'll come up and see."  She
> starts up the stairs and pauses "Wa s I going up the stairs or down?"
> The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
> her sisters.  She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get
> that forgetful, knock on wood."  She then yells, "I'll come up and help
> both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


>     An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
> her car has been broken into.  She is hysterical as she explains her
> situation to the dispatcher:  "They've stolen the stereo, the steering
> wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.  The
> dispatcher said, "Stay calm.  An officer is on the way."  A few minutes
> later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.." He says,  "She got in the
> back-seat by mistake.."


>     Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one
> fine March day.  One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the
> second man replied, "it's Thursday..."  And the third man chimed in, "So
> am I.  Let's have a beer."


A little old lady was running up and down the halls
> in a nursing home.  As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her
> nightgown and say "Supersex.."  She walked up to an elderly man in a
> wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
>
> He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take
> the soup."
There is always Hope.