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Offline fishfinder401

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2011, 12:11:16 am »
you know your a bowyer if your idea of a good alternative to senior prom is sitting in your basement alone working on a nice yew warbow( it excites me jsut thinking about it ;D)
warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what

Offline Bohunter0908

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2011, 10:41:16 pm »
If when out with the family and you
drive by a pile of trees on the side
of the road and evryone in th truck says no
in unison
Take a kid hunting today and you won't
Have to hunt for the kid tomorrow

Offline Keenan

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2011, 10:56:16 pm »
If when out with the family and you
drive by a pile of trees on the side
of the road and evryone in th truck says no
in unison
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LOL been there

you go to the land fill and the wife makes you promise not to start scavaging tree limbs.

Offline cracker

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2011, 11:38:04 pm »
You're mail man automatically knows it's you'rs when a log hits the PO.
If we can't help each other what is the point of being here?

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2011, 10:20:48 am »
When, while presenting a lecture on higher mathimatics, you find an arrow in your hand instead of a lazer pointer.

Offline Bohunter0908

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2011, 02:27:18 pm »
If your sitting in a dentist chair posting on P.A

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Offline Elktracker

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2011, 02:41:10 pm »
If you carry a large duffle bag around in your truck with all of your bow making tools.

You get spotlighted at gun point behind the neibors house in the brush with a hand saw and a nice stave at 11:30 at night :o  try explaining that one  ;D

You have staves taking up a corner of the living room.

I love what we do lol

Josh

my friends think my shops a mess, my wife thinks I have too much bow wood, my neighbors think im redneck white trash and they may all be right on the money!!

Josh Vance  Netarts OR. (Tillamook)

Offline PEARL DRUMS

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2011, 03:15:57 pm »
You try to figure how many staves you could get out of EVERY tree you see......
Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.

Offline Kpete

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2011, 09:14:14 pm »
You know you are a bowyer if your wife asks, "Just how many bows can you shoot?"

Offline fishfinder401

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2011, 09:26:07 pm »
You know you are a bowyer if your wife asks, "Just how many bows can you shoot?"
you know you are bowyer if you answer " as many as there are trees" >:D
warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2011, 09:47:16 pm »
When you come home and someone has dumped parts of a deer carcass or what's left of a butchered turkey in your driveway.............AND YOU GET EXCITED!!!



You think it's a good idea to cut up a 2' diameter tree into logs, split them into pieces and then haul them up a hillside in 90 degree heat.


Your snot is yellow
I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left

Offline fishfinder401

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2011, 10:11:51 pm »
[quote author=osage outlaw link=topic=29011.msg384927#msg384927 date=1321405084
You think it's a good idea to cut up a 2' diameter tree into logs, split them into pieces and then haul them up a hillside in 90 degree heat
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wait, everyone doesn't do that ???
warbows and fishing, what else is there to do?
modern technology only takes you so far, remove electricity and then what

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2011, 10:13:54 pm »
If the building that was gonna be you're new work shop is now barely large enough for stave storage.
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Offline dismount

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2011, 12:18:49 am »
you know your a bowyer when the curves in your new reflex deflex look prettier than your wifes curves!!!

Offline Josh B

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2011, 01:19:43 am »
When your wife irritably refers to your shaving horse as "the other woman"

When the only fiber in your diet is wood shavings that fell out of your beard and onto your lunch

When your wifes van gets destroyed by hail but you're only concern is that your carport full of bowstaves stayed dry


When there are no trees left in your yard with straight branches