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Offline twistedlimbs

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Steve Parker's story
« on: November 27, 2013, 11:51:01 am »
Steve Parker's  Errors, Arrows.......  Murphy's Law  article in the lasted PA mag is in my opinion one of the most entertaining I have read in quite some time. I laughed, I cried, It was better than Cat's.        fine,fine article Mr Parker  ;D
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Offline Hillbilly

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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2013, 06:27:16 pm »
Thanks a lot, I enjoyed writing it, and had to stop and giggle a little every paragraph or two while I was putting it together. It's a lot easier to make yourself sit down and write if you know somebody out there enjoys reading it. :) But like I said, of course, that wasn't based on anything that happened to me. Well, not much, anyway. Well, maybe a little bit. Well, maybe a lot. :D

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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2013, 06:39:07 am »
The flintlock bit at the end pushed me over the edge.. hahaha     great job again
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 12:56:11 pm »
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Offline Coo-wah-chobee

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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2013, 01:05:20 pm »
Well now ! Who woulda thought that "talent " is hidden under that ...er... interesting ....... :" Man Purty "  :o covering ?

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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 09:03:40 am »
That was funny Steve! Anybody who has bow hunted more than four times has no doubt experienced that very same hunt, I do almost every season! Great story!

Ryan, I was digging your smaller stone point article as well, very good stuff!
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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 01:16:40 pm »
Great story Steve, The wife and I both thought it was hilareous. :D Just as good as sitting around a campfire with ya'. ;)
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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 02:11:47 pm »
Thanks, Eddie. Tell Kathy I said she needs to write a book. She's a helluva storyteller.
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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 08:42:14 am »
I could picture the whole thing!  Great writing.
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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 09:51:14 am »
i loved the story as well, great work.

btw twistedlimbs, your article on stone points was excellent i'm gonna deffinently downsizing my points for next year.
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Re: Steve Parker's story
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 11:03:13 pm »
My wife was considering having me committed, as I was laughing in My office, like a fool. When I showed Her the article, she was amused, but not to laughter. I guess I need to get her out bow hunting next year....Great read and bookmarked in the mag pile for future reading...
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