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Stupid Saint Patrick's Day Limericks
Hillbilly:
It's baaaaccckkkk....the world famous often-imitated but never-equaled Primitive Archer Stupid St. Patrick's Day Limericks thread!
Here's a couple to get you started, let's hear 'em.
A drunken old bowyer named Lou
Bought some powerful quick-setting glue
But he mixed it too strong
And held on too long
Now his fingers are backed with bamboo......
There once was an archer from Guam
Who made an arrow attached to a bomb
He thought it great sport
But the fuse was too short
Let us now sing the ninetieth psalm......
A daring young archer named Blair
Shot an arrow straight up in the air
But our young friend soon found
What goes up must come down
Now there's feathers sticking out of his hair.......
There once was a feller named Pat
Who would steal all the neighborhood cats
He cooked them in foil
With some garlic and oil
And ate them-now how about that? ........
mullet:
that's funny, don't you work?
ricktrojanowski:
That feller named Pat....Is that Pat B? ;D
Hillbilly:
Rick-you mean this guy? ;D
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Hillbilly:
There once was a fellow named Ray
Who built sixty bows every day
He bought rasps by the case
His shavings-pile was visible from space
And the forests in his county went away
There once was a knapper named Clint
Who stole a big boulder of flint
From the courthouse foundation
There was an investigation
And off to the slammer he went
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