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Pat B:
                  boys d'arc
The boys of the archery club
spent most of their time in the pub
when the tournament came, it was such a shame
for the boys of the archery club.

while shooting my bow made of wood
the other guys thought it no good
they tried as they might to say it's not right
but my arrows went right where they should

There once was a guy named Auclair
whose bow got caught in his hair
with a turn and a twist and a flick of his wrist
and there is his hair down there

Timo:
There once was a hunter named pat
Whose toes made his feet look fat
He hunted all day
Till his beard turned to grey
and al he could catch was that cat!

(sorry Pat,had to add lib) :)

There's an onery old chap named Hillbilly
Who resides in a country so hilly
Building bows,arrow and stone points
(maybe goes to beer joints)
Writing limricks making others sound silly

:)

hawkbow:
there once was a site called PA
where bowyers spent too much time of a day
there were those who made arrows and those who built bows
those who killed cats and had giant toes

 some were from the east, and some from the west
one old one from Canada they say just might be the best

 some made arrowheads from a porcelain throne.
and some use only the finest of stone

some like them snakey and some like em straight
but you can bet they will all reach the desired tiller and weight

I stalk the high lands with a bow in my hands
some would say I am a strange sort of man
 
but to them I would say they that they should know

I belong to a brotherhood. the brotherhood of the bow

Pat B:
Them kittens can sure nuff be tender
the pleasure's intense that they render
the sweet little toes, the tail and the nose
but the bestest part I peel from my fender

Timo:
Pat...... Love the fender part . ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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