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stickbender:


     Two Irish Lads were sitting in a pub, on a bright St. Patty's Day
      As they had been there quite awhile, three sheets were soon on the way.
      Said O'Riley to O'Bannon, Ahhh as sweet a lass as ever, I have found.
      If that be so, said O'Bannon,why is it me yer drinking with, and she is not around?
      Well says O'Riley, she's a teetotaler!  Oh, says O'Bannon An English Girl, Aye, says O'riley, sad to say.

That's for HatchA   ;D ;D and one more below
                                                                            Wayne

       Irish whiskey, is so very fine, that I will take it over beer and wine, and Schnaps too,
       There are those who think the Irish can't make a fine whiskey, but I beg to differ with you.
        Fine spring water runnin through the peat, in Tullamore County,and fine barely grains toasted,
        makes for a great ending to a meal of fowl, and pork, and a potato, be it baked or roasted.
        Ah, yes you can boast of your Lord Bushmills, and speak with an air, but for me I'll have the finest, my Tullamor Dew!

Give every man his Dew!                                         Wayne

 

DanaM:
Your qite the character wayne, you need to come to the Classic donchano eh :)

stickbender:

Dana, I would love to, but at the moment, I can't afford to. :(

                                 Wayne

HatchA:
Wayne...  that's a fine talent you've got there, pal!  Thanks for the dedication :D

***edit***

I'd like to share a haiku that I saw on a t-shirt a while back...


"Haikus are easy

        But sometimes they don't make sense

                  Refrigerator"

stickbender:

     HatchA;
     Thank you Sir.  Actually me ancestors were Brittish, but I do have a strong afinity to the Irish.  ;) ......and their whiskey....... ;D
      And their Holidays, and Limericks.

       I sit here in this pub, celbrating St. Paddy's Day, but on the green beer ,I thik I will pass.
       I can't eat another corned beef sandwhich, and oh how corned beef, and cabbage gives me gas.
       ever since opening time, I have now sampled all the various spirits, for which the shelves have room.
       It seems that on occasional trips to the loo, I have lost me grip, and had released a cabbgae induced sonic boom.....
       But all is not lost, as it seems the troll at the end of the bar is gone, and in her  place,...... is a rather presentable lass. ;D ;D

        Ok, ok, I will stop.
                                                                     Wayne

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