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Offline Grunt

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Nice Monkey
« on: August 29, 2010, 07:19:10 PM »
Thought you all might get a kick out of this.

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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 07:23:17 PM »
 ;D ;D She need's to learn how to do NASCAR Burnouts. ;D
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2010, 09:42:49 PM »
Hey Grunt, is that on the App State campus?  ;D
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 08:49:15 AM »
I'm not much on monkeys. I don't know why people think they're cute.  Bad monkey.
There was a monkey on the news in the Tampa area that was elusive, anyone know what happened to this monkey?  I think they're opening up the monkey hunts down here in Florida.  There are troops running wild in a number of areas.  I met a fella at a knap-in that was telling me about how he was being surrounded aand they were doing some aggressive posturing when he had to make a repair on his tractor in a field.  Bad monkeys.  That would be a nasty situation to be attacked by a troop of monkeys.  Ugh.
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 08:54:53 AM »
I'm not much on monkeys. I don't know why people think they're cute.  Bad monkey.
There was a monkey on the news in the Tampa area that was elusive, anyone know what happened to this monkey?  I think they're opening up the monkey hunts down here in Florida.  There are troops running wild in a number of areas.  I met a fella at a knap-in that was telling me about how he was being surrounded aand they were doing some aggressive posturing when he had to make a repair on his tractor in a field.  Bad monkeys.  That would be a nasty situation to be attacked by a troop of monkeys.  Ugh.

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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 09:27:28 AM »
Monkey salad, monkey gumbo, monkey and beans, breaded monkey, coconut monkey, monkey fritters, monkey l'orange, monkey marsala, monkey sausages, and for dessert, Ahhhh chilled monkey brains, Dr. Jones!
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 10:52:51 AM »
Yeah I have to agree with Parnell, monkeys are disgusting and mean as sin. The first thing that any I have ever dealt with do is grab your hand and bite the snot out of it to see how you will react, if you yelp and jerk back they will grab you tighter and bite harder, so you just have to let them bite you till they let go. You would think you could overpower a small one just because of the size difference but they are way to strong, not sure why people keep even small ones for pets.
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2010, 10:59:00 AM »
I remember going to the zoo with my uncle Dave when I was a kid. We went to the monkey house and Dave started teasing the monkeys with some peanuts he bought. A big monkey bent over defecated in his hand and threw it and hit Dave in the chest. I thought it was cool.
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2010, 06:01:58 PM »
I remember going to the zoo with my uncle Dave when I was a kid. We went to the monkey house and Dave started teasing the monkeys with some peanuts he bought. A big monkey bent over defecated in his hand and threw it and hit Dave in the chest. I thought it was cool.

ive seen gorillas do that at one of our major zoos here
also have seen them take that handfull and eat it  :P :P
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 08:06:31 PM »
i wonder..... do they taste like chicken ? ;D
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2010, 11:32:30 PM »
They saw the old Samsonite commercial on TV. Monkey see, monkey do...
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 07:59:14 AM »
that looks like a job for the AA12 shot gun mmmmm
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2010, 11:27:55 AM »
that looks like a job for the AA12 shot gun mmmmm

Now where's your imagination???

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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 12:36:35 PM »
Monkey salad, monkey gumbo, monkey and beans, breaded monkey, coconut monkey, monkey fritters, monkey l'orange, monkey marsala, monkey sausages, and for dessert, Ahhhh chilled monkey brains, Dr. Jones!

mankey marsala sounds good...
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Re: Nice Monkey
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2010, 12:42:25 PM »
Better than sauteed monkey balls.
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