About 3 months ago, whilst upset with my lovely wife, I meandered out of doors, happened across a sharp axe, and used it on one of probably 40 Japanese ligustrum trees in my back yard. I didn't mean to chop it down, but the bite of the axe-head into green shrubbery just felt right.
It musta been providence, cause now I've been infected with some sort of bow-building virus/bug (no known cure) and I have a ruddy big log that I'm gonna split into staves. The main trunk is a good 7 feet long, 8-9" diameter and straight at a stove-pipe.
What's the worst that could happen?