Dang, looks like you were sitting there fore quite some time.  Oh that's right, you and the other pat don't have razors. 
 
  you know Massey Ferguson just came out with a nifty little razor, than not only cuts our beard, it packs the hair into little bundles, and ties them. 

  Nice display there Roger, you are the Man!  I sure wish I could do at least half as good as you do.  Those are just beautiful!
                                                                               Wayne