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Offline Zuma

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Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« on: June 18, 2014, 01:41:33 pm »
I may be putting the railing on this evening if it cools down a bit.
Will most likely get a roof.
What would you all, use it for?
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Offline Zuma

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 01:48:03 pm »
few more
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Offline Pat B

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 01:53:46 pm »
Deer and beer but not necessarily in that order. Maybe both together.  ;D
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Offline PEARL DRUMS

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2014, 02:00:31 pm »
Deer in the fall and beer in the summer, Id add a fat see-gar to the mix to!
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Offline BOWMAN53

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2014, 02:06:44 pm »
have a beer with a deer
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Offline TRACY

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2014, 02:30:06 pm »
Rope swing or zip line platform to the water below ;D



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Offline Parnell

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2014, 03:48:49 pm »
Add some black lights and find a lady that can use the tree like a pole dancer and you'll really have something going! :D
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Offline Marks

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2014, 03:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Parnell on June 18, 2014, 03:48:49 pm
Add some black lights and find a lady that can use the tree like a pole dancer and you'll really have something going! :D
I say take that same lady and a rope swing and go skinny dipping.
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Offline stickbender

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2014, 07:37:58 pm »
Quote from: Parnell on June 18, 2014, 03:48:49 pm
Add some black lights and find a lady that can use the tree like a pole dancer and you'll really have something going! :D

Personally, I don't think I would be interested in a woman who could use that tree like a pole for dancing.  Just a little too rough for me. :P  Maybe in my younger days...... ::)


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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2014, 10:57:08 pm »
Quote from: stickbender on June 18, 2014, 07:37:58 pm
Quote from: Parnell on June 18, 2014, 03:48:49 pm
Add some black lights and find a lady that can use the tree like a pole dancer and you'll really have something going! :D

Personally, I don't think I would be interested in a woman who could use that tree like a pole for dancing.  Just a little too rough for me. :P  Maybe in my younger days...... ::)



Lol I agree!

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Offline Zuma

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2014, 11:30:26 pm »
You folks are great.
I wish I could invite you all to a Dear Deck party.
I would serve garden greens and tomato salad with grits with duck salad.
Rare deer, elk and bear burgers. I would limit the bikini dancing to the hillside
and clothing optional swimming to the pond.
You all come hear?
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Offline missilemaster

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2014, 12:06:57 am »
Be sure to add a railing if there are adult beverages flowing!
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Offline Parnell

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2014, 02:28:00 am »
Quote from: stickbender on June 18, 2014, 07:37:58 pm
Quote from: Parnell on June 18, 2014, 03:48:49 pm
Add some black lights and find a lady that can use the tree like a pole dancer and you'll really have something going! :D

Personally, I don't think I would be interested in a woman who could use that tree like a pole for dancing.  Just a little too rough for me. :P  Maybe in my younger days...... ::)


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Offline Blaflair2

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2014, 02:07:34 pm »
I'd put a rope on the tree and do some swinging. How far away is the water?
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Offline Zuma

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Re: Deer Stand or Beer Stand?
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2014, 04:50:58 pm »
I have been thinking about zip and swings.
Not to many options. A cable would have to be about two hundred
yards long and there is no branch for a rope swing to the water.
It's probabky about 50 foot to the water surface.
I would have to build a slip and slide. lol
It's not my property. Building the deck for a cool neighbor.
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