Or rather a whittle along.  These are fast and easy.  Not necessarily five minutes to make, but depending on the wood, it isn't far from it.  I usually use poplar or basswood for these.  I use a 3/4" board and rip 3/4" strips lengthwise.  These ornaments are only four inches long so a 24" strip will get you twelve blanks.  OK, quit scratching your head and doing math and let me explain.  I turn the strip up on one corner and run it thru the bandsaw and cut corner to corner.  Once that is done I cut four inch sections.

Then I make a few marks as guides for the hat, brow, and bottom of the nose.

The top line will be the bottom of the hat.  A stop cut is a simple cut straight into the wood, where other cuts will cut into and stop.  Make a stop cut on the bottom line, move down about a quarter inch and cut toward the stop cut on both sides.  This will be where the eyes will be.


Now make a stop cut at the bottom of the nose maybe 3/16" deep.  Move the blade down about 3/16" and cut diagonally toward the cut at the bottom of the nose.  You just formed the bottom of the nose and started where the top of the mustache will be.