I know you'll find this hard to believe, but due to some inexplicable weather anomaly, the immediate area surrounding MOJAM in Marshall is experiencing very peculiar weather today. The skies are clear blue, the temperature is 71 degrees and there's a light wistful breeze blowing in from all sides. Four unicorns have been spotted and a 9 foot tall white buffalo just walked down the MOJAM gravel lane with two Snow White calves. The water hydrant is running ice cold 180 proof crystal clear shine and there are two inch thick ribeyes on every grill on the place. If you ain't here yet, you're missing out big time! Hurry up and head this way before my hallucinating ends!
OneBow