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Offline Buffalogobbler

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2017, 01:06:23 pm »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2017, 12:51:29 am »
Remember the check should be on the right bank, not the left bank of the Missouri.  I think this mystical "Hawkeye Place" must be somewhere north of Little Falls, MN, and south of Kirksville, Mo!  I will post a recipe for jackalope stroganoff after I finish the 3rd canteen!  I have been doing more "research" on jackalopes and have found unconfirmed reports of a fourth subspecies to the north of here that has horns similar to the bison, note that none of these are confirmed, of course.  JW may have more info as he is north😀, but I'm not sure what he has in his canteen!😀👹
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2017, 10:48:32 am »
Hawkdancer,
You got the location of Hawkeye bowmen pretty close, but you can't get here from there ???

And I thought jackalope's were too tough to eat, but I guess ya gotta know how to cook em right, I'll wait for the recipe.

Kevin
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2017, 02:35:31 pm »
For all of those who care Two Fletch could use some positive thoughts, Word has gotten out about the Great Yeti Hunters and world wide protests have started,
sherpas are no longer sherping, monasteries have been surrounded by little children with stuffed yeti's,
movie stars have sent letters to congress and organized a benefit concert
and last night Two Fletch found PETA protesters on his front lawn carrying signs that said "Save the Yeti" "Yeti's are People Too" and
"Yeti lives Matter".
I am concerned for his safety, he might have to go into hiding,
it is a shame what this world is coming to when Two Great , Handsome, brave and humble hunters cannot announce their monumental achievements to the world.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2017, 06:57:10 pm »
Do we need to organize an extraction maneuver to get him to a safe house?  Maybe some special smoke blends will help conceal him.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Yeti Killed By Primitive Bow Hunters!!!
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2017, 12:44:07 pm »
Or maybe the special smoke blends will help him think he is concealed. :laugh:
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