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Stupid Saint Patrick's Day Limericks

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Hillbilly:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good ones, guys.



A physics professor named Joe
Once built the world's fastest bow
It shot so fast and hard
That wooden shafts would be charred
And aluminum arrows would glow...........


There once was a feller from France
Who bowhunted without any pants
But he stopped to rest
And sat in an ant nest
My, how those Frenchmen can dance!...........


A compulsive flintknapper named Hank
While on the toilet, broke off the tank
He was chipping a knife
When he was found by his wife
She said he was the reason she drank............


Pat found a healthy recipe
To marinate cats in green tea
They were tender when fried
It lowered his triglycerides
Plus, he said it killed all the fleas..........

Timo:
There once was a knapper from Norway
Who used to knapp in the doorway
The door slammed shut
And slapped him on the butt
So now he knapps in the hallway.

nugget:
Those made my day brighter. It is always good to start your day with a smile.
Thanks

Postman:
Picking cucumbers right by my back door,
A copperhead skin i did score
She'll look good on a bow
But she did lay me low
8 months later, my finger's still sore......

Pat B:
How 'bout an Irish haiku... ;D

with my bow in hand
I walk amongst the green trees
in search of a stump

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