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Stupid Saint Patrick's Day Limericks

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Hillbilly:
Y'all are talented, good stuff.
 ADB, that'un sounds a bit familiar....:)

There once was a bowyer named Wong
Who used his new bandsaw all wrong
He didn't read the book
Many chances he took
Now his fingers are about an inch long.....


An enormous strong pirate named Moe
Made a five hundred pound bow
He pulled back the string
But it caught his ear ring
Now he looks like Vincent Van Gogh........

ricktrojanowski:
Yeah,  that's the guy.  I think I saw him stalking cats up north one time.


A crazy ol'  Yooper I knew
He traded in maple in sinew
He spent all his money on shipping and beer
Now he lives in an igloo.

JackCrafty:
I knew a bow puller named Mac.
Every bow he pulled on would crack.
He hated the bows that would stack,
"Give me that bow...I'll give it right back!".

So I let ol' Mac pull on my bow,
His face lit up with a glow.
As he pulled his smile it would grow,
And a tingle went down to his toe.

CRACK!!! was all I could hear,
And my eye welled up with a tear,
Ol' Mac had pulled to his ear,
And ruined the work of a year.

"Sorry about that ol' Pat,
"I guess that that is just that."
But next time I see that ol' Mac,
I'll kiss his thick skull with my bat.

 ;D

Hillbilly:
Begorra! It's St. Patty's day again. Commence to limerickin'!! ;D

There once was a man from Juneau
Who went to hunt grizzlies with a twenty-pound bow
He snuck up on one
And shot it in the right bun
Now he ain't around there no mo.


There once was a feller named Dale
Who attempted to play William Tell
With an apple and a buddy
But his aim was kinda cruddy
Now he's living in the local town jail

Hillbilly:
There once was a knapper from Nantucket  8)
Who had some nice flint in a five-gallon bucket
But one night while he slept
Another knapper crept
Up to his bucket and tookit.

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