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Stupid Saint Patrick's Day Limericks

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RidgeRunner:
No reason to let Hillbilly have all the fun... ;D

Down the mountain the bolder did roll
It's crashing left a terrible toll
Move it, no one could
Like sentanal it had stood
Until Hillbilly cousins did chicken coop boll.....

That was as funny of story as I have ever heard....

David

Hillbilly:
ssshhhhhhh.....;D ;D

Parnell:
There was a bald hunter named Fudd,
who tracked wascally wabbits through mud.
His head turned deep red,
when the fleeing rabbit said,
"Hey Elmer, go chew your cud!".

Mechslasher:
steve, you stole the one i was thinking about with the ants. ;D  but i'll give it a try:

there once was a hog hunter named hillbilly
he hunted in the heat til he was silly
he strung his bow
but it was a no go
he then brought out the big gun
but that was no fun
i saw him at sundown
but he forgot to look down
and on the way back
i thought he was having a heart attack
but it was the fire ants that were making him dance all around.

medicinewheel:
Guys..about your poetry...well...don't quit your daytime job!  >:D >:D >:D

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