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HatchA:
I have no limericks or poetry to offer but I will say "Happy Patrick's Day" from Ireland :D

WOODSLORE:
There once was a groundhog so big
that he made my new bow seem like a twig
he was eatin my taters
so I said get ya laters
and went home to get me sumpin real big
I got me a tree that took a millienia to grow
and shaped it into a twelve-hundred pound bow
the next time I saw im he looked like hogzilla
but I sighted on up that big fella
my arra flew true like a rocket I knew
Id be haven that brute tonight fer supper
but woe is me for now you see
I  got a bow that herniates me ;)

cracker:
I once knew a guy with chiggers.
The whelps got bigger and bigger.
Next time says he no more chiggers you'll see.
My weapon a Jeep will be.
Guess who I'm talking about.

Hillbilly:

--- Quote from: Mechslasher on March 17, 2010, 04:40:39 pm ---steve, you stole the one i was thinking about with the ants. ;D  but i'll give it a try:

there once was a hog hunter named hillbilly
he hunted in the heat til he was silly
he strung his bow
but it was a no go
he then brought out the big gun
but that was no fun
i saw him at sundown
but he forgot to look down
and on the way back
i thought he was having a heart attack
but it was the fire ants that were making him dance all around.



--- End quote ---


Hahahahahah.

There once was a feller named Chris
He did to me something like this:
He pulled up in the dark and parked on fahr ants
When I was standing there talking to him they all run up my pants
And 'bout five thousand of 'em gave me a kiss.

mullet:
Ronnie, ::) ::) ::) ;D ;)

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