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Offline sleek

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Looking to trade for TP
« on: May 11, 2020, 07:09:16 pm »
 Need TP for my bunghole. It is nothing to be ashamed of. No John Wayne paper either... rough, tough, don't take crap off nobody.

I will trade an open container of clorox wipes, still wet.




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Offline JackCrafty

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2020, 09:10:17 pm »
We will remember 2020...
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Offline Eric Krewson

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2020, 07:38:44 am »
Better stay away from caffeine or you might end up like Bevis.

 

Offline bjrogg

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2020, 08:13:12 am »
Got some of that really, really thin stuff you pray your finger doesn’t poke through.

Might want to keep the Clorox wipes though just in case.

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Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2020, 08:35:26 am »
Just use a handful of osage shavings
I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left

Offline dylanholderman

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2020, 05:17:13 pm »
i can send you a box of shavings from my hand plane  :D should be less splintery than osage shavings  ;D

Offline Handforged

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2020, 07:18:29 pm »
A friend and I are marketing a new product in suburban areas. "Handful of leaves". It will come in a dispenser box you put in the bathroom and dispense large dry oak leaves one at a time. We'll put Charmin back in it's place...
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Offline backwoodsguy

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2020, 08:26:00 pm »
    A few years back, I noticed that Charmin started cutting the sheets one half inch narrower. They now have Mega rolls which throws you off because you don't realize how much they're "short sheeting" you. As of my last few rolls, I've noticed how much toilet paper is left on the roll at the end (5-6 sheets). That's 20".
    What have you got to trade for all my old spools???? It's gotta be something pretty good. PS: The spool is also great to roll your snake skins up in.

Offline JEB

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2020, 06:40:27 am »
I have a couple extra rolls. I will swap them for your Black Widow take down bow and a dozen arrows plus you handle the shipping.

Offline Marc St Louis

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2020, 07:35:27 am »
Had a hard time finding Kleenex for awhile up here.  I thought back to when I was a kid and all we used was a hanky so I made myself some out of some old cotton bed-sheets and that is what I use now.  Finally found some Kleenex but I'm still using the hanky.

If you have access to paper towel you could use those
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Offline Mesophilic

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2020, 10:35:57 am »
Save newspapers.

At bootcamp my battalion ran out of money between fiscal quarters, and TP was one of the first items to run out.  We'd all buy a Sunday paper, and if you work it by wadding and unwadding alot, stuff it in your pockets while doing vigorous training, by the end of the day its actually quite soft.
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Offline willie

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2020, 12:49:32 pm »
I got lots of sphagnum moss. It's eco friendly and a real tree saver. Will swap for a smartphone that can run the virus contract tracing app.

Offline WhistlingBadger

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2020, 02:38:05 pm »
My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.
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Offline Handforged

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2020, 10:13:58 pm »
My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.
  Pine cones make sandpaper look like a good option.
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Offline WhistlingBadger

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Re: Looking to trade for TP
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2020, 10:05:41 am »
It makes you tough.  We charge extra for that.
Thomas
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Travel too fast, and you miss all you are traveling for."
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