Looking to trade for TP

[sleek]

 Need TP for my bunghole. It is nothing to be ashamed of. No John Wayne paper either... rough, tough, don't take crap off nobody.

I will trade an open container of clorox wipes, still wet.




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[JackCrafty]

We will remember 2020...

[Eric Krewson]

Better stay away from caffeine or you might end up like Bevis.

 

[bjrogg]

Got some of that really, really thin stuff you pray your finger doesn’t poke through.

Might want to keep the Clorox wipes though just in case.

Bjrogg

[osage outlaw]

Just use a handful of osage shavings

[dylanholderman]

i can send you a box of shavings from my hand plane  should be less splintery than osage shavings 

[Handforged]

A friend and I are marketing a new product in suburban areas. "Handful of leaves". It will come in a dispenser box you put in the bathroom and dispense large dry oak leaves one at a time. We'll put Charmin back in it's place...

[backwoodsguy]

    A few years back, I noticed that Charmin started cutting the sheets one half inch narrower. They now have Mega rolls which throws you off because you don't realize how much they're "short sheeting" you. As of my last few rolls, I've noticed how much toilet paper is left on the roll at the end (5-6 sheets). That's 20".
    What have you got to trade for all my old spools? It's gotta be something pretty good. PS: The spool is also great to roll your snake skins up in.

[JEB]

I have a couple extra rolls. I will swap them for your Black Widow take down bow and a dozen arrows plus you handle the shipping.

[Marc St Louis]

Had a hard time finding Kleenex for awhile up here.  I thought back to when I was a kid and all we used was a hanky so I made myself some out of some old cotton bed-sheets and that is what I use now.  Finally found some Kleenex but I'm still using the hanky.

If you have access to paper towel you could use those

[Mesophilic]

Save newspapers.

At bootcamp my battalion ran out of money between fiscal quarters, and TP was one of the first items to run out.  We'd all buy a Sunday paper, and if you work it by wadding and unwadding alot, stuff it in your pockets while doing vigorous training, by the end of the day its actually quite soft.

[willie]

I got lots of sphagnum moss. It's eco friendly and a real tree saver. Will swap for a smartphone that can run the virus contract tracing app.

[WhistlingBadger]

My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.

[Handforged]

My daughter's got a box of spruce cones she's probably trade you if the price was right.

  Pine cones make sandpaper look like a good option.

[WhistlingBadger]

It makes you tough.  We charge extra for that.